Time to Quit Coffee?

Folger's decaf. Black, but often with that Torani flavoring syrup. Salted caramel or French vanilla.

Mrs. abcaines and I are needing to go into church early today; the one who normally makes the coffee is out of town today so, there is a distinct possibility that I will be making the coffee this morning. That poor congregation isn't going to know what hit them. They'll be jumping pews and speaking in tongues... Maybe it will break out in revival like that church in Mississippi...

No coffee for me, thanks anyway.