it;s all part of a broad wide ranging conspiracy.... putting more money into more pockets than simply pockets of the strawberry growers themselves..... sugar producers.... wheat farmers... dairys and even the makers of pots and pans get money out of it as more and more strawberries are baked into pies... ..... .....
.. and gauranteed to work better than all other tin foil hats against this particular conspiracy... ..
especially if it;s extra dark chocolate....
. .... i saw a picture of a chocolate covered strawberry on the package of some premium dark chocolate years ago and it hooked me...... i bought the chocolate - and went straight to the strawberry aisle.... . been eating them that way ever since......
Instant classic!it;s all part of a broad wide ranging conspiracy.... putting more money into more pockets than simply pockets of the strawberry growers themselves..... sugar producers.... wheat farmers... dairys and even the makers of pots and pans get money out of it as more and more strawberries are baked into pies... ..... .....
but there is even more to it than that .... adding sugar and high glycemic elements in order to make strawberry pie increases occurences of type 2 diabetes among americans.... and that not only puts more money into the health care industry as they work to adress these health problems ...but also into the pockets of insurance companies who now have an excuse to raise insurance premiums due to the increase of bad health habits among americans... ... ..of course those same bad health habits will also give the insurance companies an excuse to deny benefits to treat problems the bad habits caused - making it a win win for them.... ..
finally..... even the undertakers make more money as more people die at faster rates due to the increase of untreated and poorly managed diabetes...... ... ... and advertisers keep the whole thing going by putting tantalizing images of people enjoying strawberry pie in commercials ... .. and make it seem like there is no other way to enjoy one of Gods most perfect natural snacks - other than smother it in sugary glaze...
of course some won;t deny this at all - but will say it;s a vital part of keeping up the economy..... others will say it;s crazy and try to cash in on the phenomenon their own way by selling tin foil hats to guard against such conspiracy theorys... .. ... .... .. which... incidently.. i just happen to have a few of for sale myself - custom made in the shape of a strawberry..
And now we know!it;s all part of a broad wide ranging conspiracy.... putting more money into more pockets than simply pockets of the strawberry growers themselves..... sugar producers.... wheat farmers... dairys and even the makers of pots and pans get money out of it as more and more strawberries are baked into pies... ..... .....
but there is even more to it than that .... adding sugar and high glycemic elements in order to make strawberry pie increases occurences of type 2 diabetes among americans.... and that not only puts more money into the health care industry as they work to adress these health problems ...but also into the pockets of insurance companies who now have an excuse to raise insurance premiums due to the increase of bad health habits among americans... ... ..of course those same bad health habits will also give the insurance companies an excuse to deny benefits to treat problems the bad habits caused - making it a win win for them.... ..
finally..... even the undertakers make more money as more people die at faster rates due to the increase of untreated and poorly managed diabetes...... ... ... and advertisers keep the whole thing going by putting tantalizing images of people enjoying strawberry pie in commercials ... .. and make it seem like there is no other way to enjoy one of Gods most perfect natural snacks - other than smother it in sugary glaze...
of course some won;t deny this at all - but will say it;s a vital part of keeping up the economy..... others will say it;s crazy and try to cash in on the phenomenon their own way by selling tin foil hats to guard against such conspiracy theorys... .. ... .... .. which... incidently.. i just happen to have a few of for sale myself - custom made in the shape of a strawberry..
Down with the pastriarchy!
but then... some of us actually like the simple traditional version of that....true.... but it;s nothing to get hung about....
Sir, if they ever come out with a new edition to Candyland, there should be a piece designed after Baptist City Holdout.
I'm truly humbled.
It is a secret Mexican government conspiracy to use up and market those nasty oversized and tasteless monstrosities being foisted upon a distracted American population.
