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  1. Ransom

    Post Great Plains Info Here

    That's because no one's allowed to tell you about it.
  2. Ransom

    Portland anarchists burn Bibles

    Remember a few months ago when this story did the rounds, along with the implied idea that Lord of the Flies wasn't realistic because it worked out OK for these guys? https://globalnews.ca/news/6929891/real-lord-of-the-flies/ Well, now the anarchists are in control and there are literal pig's...
  3. Ransom

    Portland anarchists burn Bibles

    Normal person: That's horrible. They're becoming the fascists they claim they're fighting. Fundy: Um . . . what version was it?
  4. Ransom

    Steve Anderson Church Sex Scandal?

    No, he's still entitled to two more wives.
  5. Ransom

    "treasure_lost"'s Pastor Fired!!

    Pity they're no longer situated in Clarksville. You could take a train there, and they'd meet you at the station.
  6. Ransom

    "treasure_lost"'s Pastor Fired!!

    Still kicking and screaming, I see. Let me know when your tantrum calms down. Or don't. Whatever.
  7. Ransom

    "treasure_lost"'s Pastor Fired!!

    Remember, Ugh Church! is only 80% Ruckmanoid. That's still enough Ruckman Kool-aid to drive him into throwing a hilarious wobbly about Alice Bailey and Helen Blavatsky, just because someone on the Internet questions the worth of Sam the Gipper's Ph.D., awarded by Dead Pete's church-basement...
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    "treasure_lost"'s Pastor Fired!!

    It's an "allegory." πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Ugh Church know words! Me have best words!
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    "treasure_lost"'s Pastor Fired!!

    "Literally" :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
  10. Ransom

    "treasure_lost"'s Pastor Fired!!

    Yeah, it's like the way George Bush's less intelligent opponents simultaneously portrayed him as an evil genius mastermind and a moronic chimp.
  11. Ransom

    "treasure_lost"'s Pastor Fired!!

    "Literally" πŸ˜‚ "Literally" πŸ˜€:)πŸ‘†
  12. Ransom

    "treasure_lost"'s Pastor Fired!!

    I'm sure you've chewed on many more of his books than I'll ever own.
  13. Ransom

    UGC's New Website is Now Up!

    Well, a man in his position can't to be made to look ridiculous...
  14. Ransom

    "treasure_lost"'s Pastor Fired!!

    "Hold me, Abe, I'm scared!" Poor James, intimidated by words. Funny for someone who vomits out a whole bunch of useless ones.
  15. Ransom

    "treasure_lost"'s Pastor Fired!!

    Harry Potter references? I'd suggest, as the meme says, to read another book--except I imagine you didn't read that one, either--you just threw it across the room once you realized it didn't taste good. (And wait till you find out what Abe was trying to do with it first...)
  16. Ransom

    "treasure_lost"'s Pastor Fired!!

    Yeah, Abe assures me you're a real man's man!
  17. Ransom

    "treasure_lost"'s Pastor Fired!!

    Well, you sound convincing, but until you post it in all-caps, 72-point, bold red, there's no way it's true. Ugh Church! Blarrgghwarrrghgll!
  18. Ransom

    "treasure_lost"'s Pastor Fired!!

    Good work, minions, the secret cheque is in the mail.
  19. Ransom

    "treasure_lost"'s Pastor Fired!!

    "Ugh Church try read Ransom posts! Too much syllables! Big sentences! Must scream and froth some more! Pound table Grraaaagghhhhh! Ugh Church! Smash!
  20. Ransom

    "treasure_lost"'s Pastor Fired!!

    "Ransom, dunt use big werds my brain wants to throw up. Ugh Church! Graa!"
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