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Those uniforms showing up on the color TV consoles in living rooms decked out in burnt orange really meshed in the 70s.

What a Fool Believes.

That's something a Catholic lovin' compromiser would say...

Actually, now that you mention it, two Doobie Brothers songs come to mind....

Yes. Especially when she's hungry which is all day.

And thus, taken for what it's worth.

According to whom?

This is Precious. She's 14. She is aloof like a cat but acts like a puppy around feeding time which means she'll inhale whatever you feed her but she'll puke it back up soon after. We need to feed her small amounts three times a day. Mrs. abcaines is usually the one who feeds her, thus, Precious...

How do! Welcome back!!!

“To the community member who heroically intervened to stop further loss of life, your actions carry a heavy emotional burden, and I just want you to know that my thoughts are with you,” Oregon Gov. Tina Kotek said. Interesting statement by Ms. Gun Control herself.

Robert Schuller was a walking talking affront to Christ.

Control

People tend to trust me. Know why? Because you know a man is on the level if his bubble is in the middle. Also, I prefer to wear suspenders because for me, putting on a belt is like trying to put a rubber band on an egg.

You met another and *PPPBBTTT!* you were gone.

I'm not saying you are fat shaming anyone... If I brought Pizza Hut home, Mrs. abcaines would balk at it. She HATES Pizza Hut. I think there is only one Pizza Hut restaurant left in town and they're barely staying afloat. I've not ever seen the promotion you have pictured. Must be a regional...

This is also a leading cause of fat shaming.

I'd replenish the account that we drained for our new furnace.

I have some meat marinating right now for jerky. I was wanting to marinate it in teriyaki but didn't have any. So, I rummaged through the cupboard and found ginger, soy sauce, rice vinegar and sesame oil. Of course, I always have plenty of garlic on hand. I also put a little bit of molasses in...

SNL hasn't been funny or relevant in at least 40 years.