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    Funny memes

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    Will Smith has to go

    Why did Will use an open hand? Because everyone knows, paper beats rock.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Was in a motel the other night by a highway. I used this website to help mask the noise from the highway so I could sleep better. I also use this website when I am trying to study and my kids are making noise and I need to concentrate. https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/campingRainNoiseGenerator.php
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    You might be an IFB If…

    I've been where the altar call wouldn't end until the $$$$ Goal wasn't met. Does that count?
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    Jack Schaap will be released in a little over a year

    Tides: I greatly appreciate your research. Now I need to read all that too.
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    Church Pastors Methods sound Familiar?

    Chattanooga Pastor From the article: "Sunday services included light shows and congregants would provide a standing ovation when he came on stage. Along with the campus security team, a special team of armed bodyguards would follow Smith around." and " "The lead pastor, you could not talk to...
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    Noooo! Don't kill the ducks!
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    The Rittenhouse Trial

    Chicago Mayor and Illinois Governor have already expressed their contempt for the verdict.
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    Should Christians use the “Let’s go Brandon” phrase?

    And I read LGBTQ stands for Lets Get Biden to Quit... Oh and Christians shouldn't use WT... or OM.... either. Thanks
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    Ransom Church-plant Ordains Trans

    From the article, University Baptist Pastor Annette Briggs says, “We’re not ordaining Laura Beth because she is transgender. Our church self-identifies as a church that listens to the call of the people irrespective of gender or sexual orientation.” listening to the call of the people. What do...
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    The Hacker Dictionary Word of the Day!

    Did you all cover, "Time delayed teaching" The "someday you will remember this but wont remember where you learned it from" It was also a good reason to teach nothing and claim to have.
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    The Hacker Thread about Absolutely Nothing Particular!

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/church-program-accused-abusing-teens-143300493.html Sounds like HAC.
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    The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

    Thought you all would like this.
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    Lesson notes from Cindy 4 months before Jack's arrest

    12. Cover for Authority. What did she mean?
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    Most any worker, works much harder than the average "pastor or evangelist".

    I must have missed that class in College where I worked full time, full time ministry and heavy class load. I am bi-vocational now and work about 50 to 60 hours a week at my SECULAR job and then preach Sunday morn, Sunday Eve and Wednesday Eve. I often spend more than 2 to 3 hours studying...
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    Covid hits Evangelist Phil Schipper

    Thank you for these updates.
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    Did He See It Coming?

    As one of the comments said, She misspelled "profits".
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    He listened for 18 hours!

    Me thinks that if I read Dr. Seuss to my congregation as long as I did a little shouting, I would still have members that would greet me after the service and say, "Good Message Pastor".
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    He listened for 18 hours!

    How can they when they don't even know if they have the verbal word of God? I tried indoctrinating my parishioners and they only wanted milk and could barely handle that. Maybe not all, but 30 years in the church babes in Christ who could barely be cumbered about to LEARN. They still can't...
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