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    Top 10 Reasons for Pastors to Avoid Politics

    To Tarheel Baptist: No one has yet mentioned the OP is crock, and I forbid you from pointing out the oblious by doing so. Mind your manners, Tarheel, I'm watching you 8)
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    Top 10 Reasons for Pastors to Avoid Politics

    Please stop making sensible statements that threaten to dispel the haze that passes for liberal thought. It is rude, and pastors, like Jesus, should never be rude. Now, about that bridge I have for sale in Brooklyn,.,
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    Funny, sad and true at the same time.

    Ransom, I would like to know what is wrong with me. Perhaps you can use your X-ray vision to look in my skull and answer me this: Why am I continually surprised by liberals remaining blind to the most obvious facts, such as what you pointed out? I don't get it. As you know, I am the most...
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    More proof...liberalism is idiotic*!

    Smellin coffee, I provided you with 2 prominent liberal pastors who have been scamming the tax system, been totally political and even gone as far as inciting violence: Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. I will spend no more time on this point after this post. If you honestly believe the IRS is...
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    "God loves you" (R.C. Sproul)

    Or put more succintly, squirrels ought not chew on eucalyptus leaves.
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    "God loves you" (R.C. Sproul)

    1- It is not possible for any human mind other than Christ to understand Love fully, for then such would understand God fully. 2- That said, it would help you understand Love and God better were you to realize that hate is not the opposite of Love. Indifference is the opposite of Love, just as...
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    Hello

    I demand everybody laugh only at me. Me, me, me, me ect,
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    Just because his name begins with Muhammad...this has nothing to do with Islam

    It was not the devil that made me write that. It was Rev Bobo. I need a 1611 exorcism please.
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    Just because his name begins with Muhammad...this has nothing to do with Islam

    Actually, the shooter is an undecover Calvinist IRS agent, his Southern Baptist credentials are part of the ploy by the Presbyterean Church in America to smear Arminians. Soon it will be revealed he was born Muhamadana without a banana and papers will be found implication Russel Moore in...
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    More proof...liberalism is idiotic*!

    I have no idea where, when or who, but someone posted the following: . "For the most part the IRS has been tolerant to both the right and the left when it comes to political speech in church." Apparently this person is unaware of "walking around money", or the totally illegal dealings of...
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    Top 10 Reasons for Pastors to Avoid Politics

    Long Gone wrote: "... For the most part the IRS has been tolerant to both the right and the left when it comes to political speech in church." I do have something nice to say to way far Long Gone: kudos on the appropiate name for your mind sir! Now you've gone and made me do it! It is 100%...
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    Top 10 Reasons for Pastors to Avoid Politics

    1- When the last national pro-life Democrat, Scoop Jackson retired he stated that he had not left the Democratic party, the Democratic party had left him. Then we had the spectacle of a tinly minority of Democratic congressmen helping pass Obamacare because, despite what the law clearly said...
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    Top 10 Reasons for Pastors to Avoid Politics

    Top reason why Pastors have to get involved in politics: Because after the politicians shut down dissenting, florists, bakers and picture makers, while the Pastor cared only for how many attending, then the only jobs will be to fakers, and Bible preaching by Goverment be amending. With much...
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    Planned Parenthood and Abortion

    As a virgin who married a virgin, who together with my wife joyfully turned our house into a mini-ICU taking care of 2 desperately ill newborns whose mother (an aquaintance) was at the end of her rope freely, ask away. My wife for some time now has wanted to adopt a child with Down's syndrome...
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    Planned Parenthood and Abortion

    1- Abortion is not murder, it is homicide.  Legalizing homicide for an inocent defenseless human whose entire life is before him (or her) puts all human life at risk. If that fetus is inconvenient, any one of us can be deemed inconvinient by the state at any time. The tomato is correct that even...
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    Hooray for science!

    There's a tradition I started with my kids and now moving to my grand daughters. When they successfully toilet train, I puy diapers on both our heads, and we have the diaper dance to celebrate.
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    Songs for the Exile

    I am considering a new theme song in honor of how Oberg Fell: While strolling through South Beach one day In the merry merry Day of Gay I was taken by surprise By a pair of roguish eyes I was scared but I didn't run away He walked along so daintily Moving as graceful as can be His legs...
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    Mixed Metphors For Fun And Prophet

    From my wife nearing menopause: "Ramon, I think I have mental pause." laugh laugh laugh followed by: "Oops, that was a Floridian slip, right Ramon." my daughters are now peeing themselves from laughter when she adds, "It is not funny Ramon, the fireballs in my uterus need to come out." She has...
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    Orthodox Christians Must Now Learn To Live as Exiles

    What is already obsessing them is that if there is a city with 99 florists, the one Christian florist must be driven out of business. The interesting part will be when uncompromising Christians have all been driven out of the public square and they sell their florist shops to the Shariah...
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    What, Exactly did John Piper do to Greg Boyd?

    My wife and oldest daughter were having yet another screaming sailor-language match one day about yet another unimportant subject whne my daughter screams at my wife: "You are SATAN!" "That means you are the SPAWN OF SATAN!" came the immediate reply. Everybody had a huge belly laugh and we...
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