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I have tried not to start threads on this FFF that I previously started on the old FFF.  I felt like most of them were already fully developed.  I have decided to break my rule and start this thread.  We had a lot of fun with it on the old FFF, and I believe there are more posts to be entered. 

*As always, one thought per post.  Remember, it's all about the numbers!
 

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Children bribe HIM to ride their bus to church.
 

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He can cure clinical depression with ginger snaps.
 

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When he walks the neighborhood in prayer, the pine thickets grow around him.
 

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Instead of pennies under his door given by children, he receives C-notes from adults.
 

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His talk talks louder than his walk talks.
 

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He once swallowed a swordfish on the bus route.
 

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A basketball pole once wrote a poem about him.
 

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He once left Geraldine and Ricky speechless.
 

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He cannot baptize because the waters part when he steps into the pool.
 

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He held a revival service where the entire choir got saved.
 

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He tells his listeners to actually look in their Bibles when he preaches.  :eek:
 

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He once protected his bodyguards from an angry man in the alley.
 

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He once won someone to Christ while passing out the tract The Greeks Path to Nirvana.
 

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He actually plans on saying the word "Good-bye" in glory someday.
 

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Smellin, it's like Fresh Oil!!
 

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A horse once gave him an honorary doctorate.
 
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