If God put Gary Larson in charge of hell...

[Starlifter]

What would your hell be? (Supposing you would go there, that is)
Or, what would you want your mother-in-law's hell to be?
Remember, one hell experience per post (b/c remember, it's all about the numbers!)

 

[Starlifter]

My hell would be watching re-runs of Green Acres for eternity!

 

[Dr. Duck]

Attending my wife’s office Christmas parties—daily, for eternity.

 

[abcaines]

Several come to mind...

Listening to Starship (formerly known as Jefferson Airplane) songs from the mid to late 80s.

Bon Jovi too.

Moving back to Los Angeles.

And while in Los Angeles, the only restaurants available are Taco Bell and Olive Garden.

On the subject of restaurants, if Red Lobster were ever resurrected.

Driving defiant kids around and not being able to do anything about it, plus the school won't do anything about it either... Oh wait... That's my reality now...

 

[Starlifter]

Watching Hallmark Christmas Specials comes to mind as well!

 

[abcaines]

Being forced to listen to Van Halen's 1984 album.

Always having to eat chocolate with coconut flakes.

Having a roommate who is president of the Barry Manilow fan club.

The only coffee available is Folgers.

Lima beans.

Being the son-in-law of Hillary Clinton.

Owning a 1983 Chrysler K Car.

 

[Starlifter]

Being forced to listen to Van Halen's 1984 album.

Always having to eat chocolate with coconut flakes.

Having a roommate who is president of the Barry Manilow fan club.

The only coffee available is Folgers.

Lima beans.

Being the son-in-law of Hillary Clinton.

Owning a 1983 Chrysler K Car.

Son in law to Hillary Clinton might be worse than hell!

 

[Ransom]

Hell is a luxury hotel, but there's nothing on the menu at the restaurant but 1) creamed corn; 2) tomato soup; 3) creamed corn with tomato soup.

 

[Starlifter]

Hell is a continuous political rally with AOC as the main speaker.

 

[Starlifter]

My hell would be stuck listening to Joel Osteen sermons for eternity!

 

[illinoisguy]

Actually, Joel Osteen's preaching might go over quite well in hell:

"Joel talks about God, but it’s always in a vague, amorphous sense. There is undoubtedly nothing distinctly Christian or Biblical about it. There’s nothing doctrinal or theological about the way he talks about God. Instead, He is an ethereal, shapeless, formless, customizable, singular being thing that is out there called God that functions like a cosmic vending machine whose sole purpose is seeming to bless you and make your life better. Even when he mentions God, it’s not ABOUT God, but it’s about what God can do for YOU.

"And while he talks about God a lot, he NEVER talks about Jesus."

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