Mistaken for a BJU Grad

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I recently visited my home church and met the new pastor. After the service he asked if I had attended BJU. When I told him I was a HACker, he said it just seemed I was a BJU type person.

I have already gone to Raider's texting confessional. Now I come to you,  HACker nation, pleading your firgiveness. I have let you down and messed up on the msil thing.

I didn't wear my white socks and I brushed my teethe that morning. How selfish could I have been! I will try to do better.
 

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Baptist City Holdout said:
I recently visited my home church and met the new pastor. After the service he asked if I had attended BJU. When I told him I was a HACker, he said it just seemed I was a BJU type person.

I have already gone to Raider's texting confessional. Now I come to you,  HACker nation, pleading your firgiveness. I have let you down and messed up on the msil thing.

I didn't wear my white socks and I brushed my teethe that morning. How selfish could I have been! I will try to do better.

Don't be too hard on yourself.

At least he didn't think you were on Joel Osteen's staff.
 

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Baptist City Holdout said:
I recently visited my home church and met the new pastor. After the service he asked if I had attended BJU. When I told him I was a HACker, he said it just seemed I was a BJU type person.

I have already gone to Raider's texting confessional. Now I come to you,  HACker nation, pleading your firgiveness. I have let you down and messed up on the msil thing.

I didn't wear my white socks and I brushed my teethe that morning. How selfish could I have been! I will try to do better.
Now, why in the world would he think you were from BJU?
Were you wearing your man-bun and skinny jeans?
 

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16KJV11 said:
Were you wearing your man-bun and skinny jeans?

Can we see a photo of that?
 

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BCH a BoJo!!!!!! 

Bwahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [Gasp for air} ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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patriotic said:
BCH a BoJo!!!!!! 

Bwahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [Gasp for air} ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least your'e on my side!
 

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Bet you weren't  carrying a big black KJV with "READ ME" magic markered on the sides.
 

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My ?pray for power? post it note on my KJV note bible and my 3 x 5 cards in my shirt pocket help me avoid those situations. A little Bianca on your breath is another dead give away. These are 3 subtle, but sure fire ways to not be mis-identified.
 

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sword said:
My ?pray for power? post it note on my KJV note bible and my 3 x 5 cards in my shirt pocket help me avoid those situations. A little Bianca on your breath is another dead give away. These are 3 subtle, but sure fire ways to not be mis-identified.

This brought a tear to me eye.
 

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Did you hear the one about the man-eating lion that was turned loose in a room full of BJU preacher boys?

The lion starved to death.
 

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sword said:
My ?pray for power? post it note on my KJV note bible and my 3 x 5 cards in my shirt pocket help me avoid those situations. A little Bianca on your breath is another dead give away. These are 3 subtle, but sure fire ways to not be mis-identified.
These are fundamentals of the faith. How did I go wrong?
 

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illinoisguy said:
Did you hear the one about the man-eating lion that was turned loose in a room full of BJU preacher boys?

The lion starved to death.
Love it!
 

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illinoisguy said:
Did you hear the one about the man-eating lion that was turned loose in a room full of BJU preacher boys?

The lion starved to death.
Is there a such thing as a room full of  BoJo preachers?

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Baptist City Holdout said:
I recently visited my home church and met the new pastor. After the service he asked if I had attended BJU. When I told him I was a HACker, he said it just seemed I was a BJU type person.

I have already gone to Raider's texting confessional. Now I come to you,  HACker nation, pleading your firgiveness. I have let you down and messed up on the msil thing.

I didn't wear my white socks and I brushed my teethe that morning. How selfish could I have been! I will try to do better.

Were you wearing a robe or something?  Maybe approved of a robed choir?
 

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Walt said:
Baptist City Holdout said:
I recently visited my home church and met the new pastor. After the service he asked if I had attended BJU. When I told him I was a HACker, he said it just seemed I was a BJU type person.

I have already gone to Raider's texting confessional. Now I come to you,  HACker nation, pleading your firgiveness. I have let you down and messed up on the msil thing.

I didn't wear my white socks and I brushed my teethe that morning. How selfish could I have been! I will try to do better.

Were you wearing a robe or something?  Maybe approved of a robed choir?
He accidentally called SS "vespers".

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