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Teri in NC

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He has become the self-appointed leader here, so I figured I would join in.  I spoke with Billy Joel while knocking doors Saturday and he gave me permission to rearrange a few words in one of his songs to fit Raider, the posting man.


It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The bus worker crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Loggin? on the FFF again.
He types, "Son, can you post me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a young HACker?s clothes."

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Post us a post, you're the poster man
Post us a post tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a memory
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now Smellin? on the laptop is a friend of mine
He gets me my 3x5 cards for free
And he's quick with a laugh or to post a HACkerGraf
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Dude, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a preaching star
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now BCH is a 5k running preacher
Who always makes time for his wife
And he's talkin' with Tom B., who's still in the ci-tee
And probably will be for life

And Matthew1323 is practicing politics
As the other posters slowly get on their phones
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Binaca
But it's better than posting alone

Post us a post you're the posting man
Post us a post tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a memory
And you got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the webmaster gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To get off the deadbeat list for a while
And the keyboard, it smells like a sweat-stained shirt
And the post counts rise out of fear
And they sit at the desks and post on my threads
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Post us a post you're the posting man
Post us a post tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a memory
And you got us feeling alright

 
Teri in NC said:
He has become the self-appointed leader here, so I figured I would join in.  I spoke with Billy Joel while knocking doors Saturday and he gave me permission to rearrange a few words in one of his songs to fit Raider, the posting man.


It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The bus worker crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Loggin? on the FFF again.
He types, "Son, can you post me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a young HACker?s clothes."

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Post us a post, you're the poster man
Post us a post tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a memory
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now Smellin? on the laptop is a friend of mine
He gets me my 3x5 cards for free
And he's quick with a laugh or to post a HACkerGraf
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Dude, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a preaching star
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now BCH is a 5k running preacher
Who always makes time for his wife
And he's talkin' with Tom B., who's still in the ci-tee
And probably will be for life

And Matthew1323 is practicing politics
As the other posters slowly get on their phones
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Binaca
But it's better than posting alone

Post us a post you're the posting man
Post us a post tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a memory
And you got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the webmaster gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To get off the deadbeat list for a while
And the keyboard, it sounds like a sweat-stained shirt
And the post counts rise out of fear
And they sit at the desks and post on my threads
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Post us a post you're the posting man
Post us a post tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a memory
And you got us feeling alright

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Teri in NC said:
He has become the self-appointed leader here, so I figured I would join in.  I spoke with Billy Joel while knocking doors Saturday and he gave me permission to rearrange a few words in one of his songs to fit Raider, the posting man.


It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The bus worker crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Loggin? on the FFF again.
He types, "Son, can you post me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a young HACker?s clothes."

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Post us a post, you're the poster man
Post us a post tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a memory
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now Smellin? on the laptop is a friend of mine
He gets me my 3x5 cards for free
And he's quick with a laugh or to post a HACkerGraf
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Dude, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a preaching star
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now BCH is a 5k running preacher
Who always makes time for his wife
And he's talkin' with Tom B., who's still in the ci-tee
And probably will be for life

And Matthew1323 is practicing politics
As the other posters slowly get on their phones
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Binaca
But it's better than posting alone

Post us a post you're the posting man
Post us a post tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a memory
And you got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the webmaster gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To get off the deadbeat list for a while
And the keyboard, it sounds like a sweat-stained shirt
And the post counts rise out of fear
And they sit at the desks and post on my threads
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Post us a post you're the posting man
Post us a post tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a memory
And you got us feeling alright

Your finest work to date!
 
RAIDER said:
Teri in NC said:
He has become the self-appointed leader here, so I figured I would join in.  I spoke with Billy Joel while knocking doors Saturday and he gave me permission to rearrange a few words in one of his songs to fit Raider, the posting man.


It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The bus worker crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Loggin? on the FFF again.
He types, "Son, can you post me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a young HACker?s clothes."

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Post us a post, you're the poster man
Post us a post tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a memory
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now Smellin? on the laptop is a friend of mine
He gets me my 3x5 cards for free
And he's quick with a laugh or to post a HACkerGraf
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Dude, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a preaching star
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now BCH is a 5k running preacher
Who always makes time for his wife
And he's talkin' with Tom B., who's still in the ci-tee
And probably will be for life

And Matthew1323 is practicing politics
As the other posters slowly get on their phones
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Binaca
But it's better than posting alone

Post us a post you're the posting man
Post us a post tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a memory
And you got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the webmaster gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To get off the deadbeat list for a while
And the keyboard, it sounds like a sweat-stained shirt
And the post counts rise out of fear
And they sit at the desks and post on my threads
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Post us a post you're the posting man
Post us a post tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a memory
And you got us feeling alright

Your finest work to date!

No.  I had some better ones on the old FFF. 

PS  The keyboard SMELLS like a sweat stained shirt, not sounds.  :)
 
Teri in NC said:
RAIDER said:
Your finest work to date!

No.  I had some better ones on the old FFF. 

PS  The keyboard SMELLS like a sweat stained shirt, not sounds.  :)

No, this is actually the first good one you've had in forever!
 
Teri in NC said:
RAIDER said:
Teri in NC said:
RAIDER said:
Your finest work to date!

No.  I had some better ones on the old FFF. 

PS  The keyboard SMELLS like a sweat stained shirt, not sounds.  :)

No, this is actually the first good one you've had in forever!

I hope you sang it as you read it.

I hope he didn't
(For the sake of anyone near him at the time. )
 
patriotic said:
Teri in NC said:
RAIDER said:
Teri in NC said:
RAIDER said:
Your finest work to date!

No.  I had some better ones on the old FFF. 

PS  The keyboard SMELLS like a sweat stained shirt, not sounds.  :)

No, this is actually the first good one you've had in forever!

I hope you sang it as you read it.

I hope he didn't
(For the sake of anyone near him at the time. )

You are right.  He was never that great at carrying a carol. 

Bawahahahahhahahahaha!
 
I don't know this song but the lyrics are very funny.  LOL
 
Teri in NC said:
patriotic said:
Teri in NC said:
RAIDER said:
Teri in NC said:
RAIDER said:
Your finest work to date!

No.  I had some better ones on the old FFF. 

PS  The keyboard SMELLS like a sweat stained shirt, not sounds.  :)

No, this is actually the first good one you've had in forever!

I hope you sang it as you read it.

I hope he didn't
(For the sake of anyone near him at the time. )

You are right.  He was never that great at carrying a carol. 

Bawahahahahhahahahaha!

I have to quit having a beverage while reading the forum!
 
patriotic said:
Teri in NC said:
patriotic said:
Teri in NC said:
RAIDER said:
Teri in NC said:
RAIDER said:
Your finest work to date!

No.  I had some better ones on the old FFF. 

PS  The keyboard SMELLS like a sweat stained shirt, not sounds.  :)

No, this is actually the first good one you've had in forever!

I hope you sang it as you read it.

I hope he didn't
(For the sake of anyone near him at the time. )

You are right.  He was never that great at carrying a carol. 

Bawahahahahhahahahaha!

I have to quit having a beverage while reading the forum!

Back to the alcohol problem again?
 
RAIDER said:
patriotic said:
Teri in NC said:
patriotic said:
Teri in NC said:
RAIDER said:
Teri in NC said:
RAIDER said:
Your finest work to date!

No.  I had some better ones on the old FFF. 

PS  The keyboard SMELLS like a sweat stained shirt, not sounds.  :)

No, this is actually the first good one you've had in forever!

I hope you sang it as you read it.

I hope he didn't
(For the sake of anyone near him at the time. )

You are right.  He was never that great at carrying a carol. 

Bawahahahahhahahahaha!

I have to quit having a beverage while reading the forum!

Back to the alcohol problem again?

I've been sober since nine months before I was born.
 
Teri in NC said:
He has become the self-appointed leader here, so I figured I would join in.  I spoke with Billy Joel while knocking doors Saturday and he gave me permission to rearrange a few words in one of his songs to fit Raider, the posting man.


It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The bus worker crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Loggin? on the FFF again.
He types, "Son, can you post me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a young HACker?s clothes."

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Post us a post, you're the poster man
Post us a post tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a memory
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now Smellin? on the laptop is a friend of mine
He gets me my 3x5 cards for free
And he's quick with a laugh or to post a HACkerGraf
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Dude, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a preaching star
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now BCH is a 5k running preacher
Who always makes time for his wife
And he's talkin' with Tom B., who's still in the ci-tee
And probably will be for life

And Matthew1323 is practicing politics
As the other posters slowly get on their phones
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Binaca
But it's better than posting alone

Post us a post you're the posting man
Post us a post tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a memory
And you got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the webmaster gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To get off the deadbeat list for a while
And the keyboard, it smells like a sweat-stained shirt
And the post counts rise out of fear
And they sit at the desks and post on my threads
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Post us a post you're the posting man
Post us a post tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a memory
And you got us feeling alright

This is still good stuff.  :)
 
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