Reformation meets 21st Century America

[Smellin Coffee]

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Some tweets from #CalvinistPickupLines on Twitter:

"Girl, have you been reading John Piper? Because I'm you're Future Grace."

You've convinced me of a sixth sola, you alone.

What's your idea of the perfect date? Mine's October 31, 1517.

"Hey baby, I'm a cessationist, but a continuationist when it comes to my future with you."

Tell me how this pilgrim can make progress with you.

You're not just my destiny ... you're my PREdestiny.

I don't believe in free will cuz you irresistible.

I want to ask you out, but first I need to hear you properly exegete Romans 9 and John 3.

Hi, I'm wretched and worthless and God finds me repulsive. But enough about me.

You did not choose me, but I chose you.

Is your name Grace? Because you're irresistible.

I'd arrange TULIP to put U and I together.

?Hey girl, the Bible says all things are mine in Christ but I don?t have your number yet.?

"Come over and watch Piper with me."

Hey girl, no woman can come to me unless the Father draws them.

 

[FSSL]

Lol!