The humorous Jack Hyles

[RAIDER]

On another thread there were a couple of humorous things that Jack Hyles said.  If you knew much about Jack Hyles you knew he had a quick whit and liked to laugh.  Do you have any humorous stories about something he said or did.  Please share, Hacker Nation!

 

[RAIDER]

There was a period of time when he put on a few pounds. He said he was following Paul's advice by "buffeting his body daily".

 

[Bruh]

There was a period of time when he put on a few pounds. He said he was following Paul's advice by "buffeting his body daily".

I thought he always preached like this, you know, out of context. 

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

[Vince Massi]

"[Norman Vincent] Peale is appalling, and Paul is appealing." Jack Hyles

 

[RAIDER]

"It's hard to keep pants on a funnel"

 

[patriotic]

I really only have two hairs.  Each is 14 feet long.......

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

"Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean the fire is out in the belly." or something close.