Timeline of Peter Ruckman's Life

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And that's checkmate: 2 clowns brought to the same spot.

I call that move: "Don't change tact until they move where you want 'em and have given you enough material to be used against them all at once"

Let's recap what just happened:
 

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Thanks for the promo!
Haha. No problem, brother.

Unfortunately I'm not sure Ransom feels the same:
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I knew as soon as I got him to react by actually changing his avatar into a clown the W was in, but I needed to wait as I knew his cronies would rush in to use more abusive insults while hypocritically accusing Ruckmanites of doing the same thing.

I purposely waited to pull the trigger on 'em until they had so many insults stacked up it became undeniable. I'm sure they'll continue to respond and I'll repost that post over and over again just to give it more online presence here at FFF.

That's what happens when you don't know how to play the long game.
Too soon, junior. Smoked in the end by the Korean guy.
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Ruckman? Raving fool.
His disciples? Just like him:
a bunch of fruitcakes.
 

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The Anti-Ruckmanite:
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(What'll really trip you out is when you realize Mr. Rogers is also a mask)


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UG really likes clowns.
First Petey, then Fred Rogers.
"Honk" goes Ruckman's nose.
 

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I'm glad someone here can take God seriously. When in Rome.

Lol, dude, don't take yourself so seriously.
Ok. Now you know I got jokes. And the best of us know how to joke and compete at the same time.

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Best not try that Samson and Elijah had toxic masculinity crap on me, boy. God has his champions too, read your Bible.

It's the end times. Get your game up.
 

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Dispensationalists 2, Ruckmanites 1, Lordship Salvation Clowns 0

Spirit of Ahab Down

Keep it movin'
 

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All of UGly's posts
read like improv comedy
suddenly threw up.
 

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The Roast of FFF has arrived.

Welcome to the Realest Podcast Episode in the World:
 

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The roast has arrived!
"Eat my flamethrower!" he cries,
waving one around.

Suddenly, his mom
Slaps the flashlight from his hand.
"Dear, that's not a toy."
 

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Setting the humor aside for a min,

We just addressed Lordship Salvation, Repentance, and KJV-Onlyism in our latest podcast:

Not gonna lie. This one does get good.
 

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UGgy's ignorance,
like my haiku-writing skills,
is without limit.
 
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