
Florida Man Arrested for Attacking His Sister with Fried Chicken During Argument | The Gateway Pundit | by Cullen Linebarger
A Florida man was arrested for a crime that could be mistaken for a headline in the Onion or the Babylon Bee.

The police affidavit shows that Medley grabbed a bag of chicken from his sister and began hurling pieces at her during an argument on Sunday. One piece of chicken hit her in the back and left debris on her shoulders.
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When asked why he launched the bizarre attack, Medley reportedly replied he did it because “he had not eaten and did not want the piece of chicken the victim offered him, so he became upset.” He actually used the hunger defense as an excuse for his actions.