Calvinist Santa

[Baptist Renegade]

 

[abcaines]

That's just colder than my front porch right now.

 

[FSSL]

Reminds me of this journal from 1996!

 

[abcaines]

I Calvinist dogs

Calvinist Dog Corrects Owner: ‘No One Is A Good Boy’

SEATTLE, WA—Responding to his owner Matt affectionately calling him a “good boy” for fetching a stick, local Calvinist canine Rupert reportedly reminded him that “according to the Scriptures, nobody is a good boy.”

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