Johnny Bench makes anti-Semitic joke at Reds Hall of Fame Induction

I like Jewish jokes. For example, "How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found a penny at the same time."
I have Hebrew heritage...My last name speaks volumes about my heritage.
 
I like redneck jokes. For example, “What did Cletus's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

Don't worry, we can still be cousins.”

I have redneck heritage...My last name speaks volumes about my heritage. 😉
 
I think people should have thicker skin, but in this day and age Johnny should have known that kind of humor would put him in the sights of cancel culture.
 
The only safe way to tell ethnic jokes anymore is to use people groups from the Bible. They are all dead so you can’t get in trouble. I will give you an example.

Two Hittites are walking along the road and Sven says to Ole …
 
Pat and Mike are workers at the Guinness brewery in ancient Phoenicia. One day, there's an accident, and Pat has to phone Mike's wife to give her the bad news.

"Begorrah! Is Mike all right?" she asks.

"If I said yes, that'd be a lie," says Pat.

"Mike's not hurt, is he?"

"He fell into a vat."

"Oh, no!" says Mike's wife. "He couldn't swim. I hope it was quick."

"Wish I could say so, cailin," answers Pat, "but that'd be a lie. He's gotten out three times already to pee."
 
Q: What's the difference between a Phoenician wedding and a Phoenician funeral?

A: One less drunk at the funeral.
 
Q: If you take a Mormon fishing with you, how do you keep him from drinking all your beer?

A: Take a second Mormon with you.
 
The only safe way to tell ethnic jokes anymore is to use people groups from the Bible. They are all dead so you can’t get in trouble. I will give you an example.

Two Hittites are walking along the road and Sven says to Ole …
 
subllibrm said:
The only safe way to tell ethnic jokes anymore is to use people groups from the Bible. They are all dead so you can’t get in trouble. I will give you an example.

Two Hittites are walking along the road and Sven says to Ole …
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I've read that somewhere before...

Kinda like deja vu all over again.
 
What is the easiest way to tell that a redneck is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
 
Ransom said:
Pat and Mike are workers at the Guinness brewery in ancient Phoenicia. One day, there's an accident, and Pat has to phone Mike's wife to give her the bad news.

"Begorrah! Is Mike all right?" she asks.

"If I said yes, that'd be a lie," says Pat.

"Mike's not hurt, is he?"

"He fell into a vat."

"Oh, no!" says Mike's wife. "He couldn't swim. I hope it was quick."

"Wish I could say so, cailin," answers Pat, "but that'd be a lie. He's gotten out three times already to pee."
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Give him props for getting out to pee.
 
ALAYMAN said:
What is the easiest way to tell that a redneck is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
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I used to see this one girl driving around town who was always packing a wad and spitting juice in a bottle. The crazy part is she wasn’t terrible looking at that!

I actually had two great-grandmas who chewed/dipped. I don’t have any memories of the one doing it, so she must’ve quit by the time I knew her, or she just didn’t do it when I was around. The other great granny did it in front of me, but she had Alzheimer’s when I knew her, so they eventually made her quit because she kept spilling the cup and making a mess.
 
ALAYMAN said:
What is the easiest way to tell that a redneck is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Heard of a redneck telling his buddy he wanted to marry his cousin. The buddy said, "No! Don't go there!"

The redneck responded by saying, "You don't understand... her and I have so much in common..."

His buddy said, "Yeah! Like UNCLES!"
 
abcaines said:
Heard of a redneck telling his buddy he wanted to marry his cousin. The buddy said, "No! Don't go there!"

The redneck responded by saying, "You don't understand... her and I have so much in common..."

His buddy said, "Yeah! Like UNCLES!"
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