The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!
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YMBAH if your entire Thanksgiving sermon is a poem that you wrote.
YMBAH if you always wonder if the KGB is watching you.
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YMBAH if you are 50 years old, live next to your parents and refuse to have Christmas dinner with them because, "Bless Gawd, you're a deadbeat if you go home for Christmas. "
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I just remembered the testimony you gave about taking a stand!
YMBAHI...You still won't drive over 45 in your church's busses.
YMBAHI:
You name your daughter Silvia.
You name your daughter Silvia.
YMBAHI:
You name your daughter Beverly.
You name your daughter Beverly.
YMBAHI:
You order your BINACA bulk off of Amazon!
You order your BINACA bulk off of Amazon!
YMBAHI:
You still go dumpster diving for donuts for your church.
You still go dumpster diving for donuts for your church.
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when it;s my turn to bring the donuts to sunday school i always get them from dunkin donuts by the airport... ..... most mainlanders can;t believe it but we still don;t have a krispy kreme donut shop on this island....... ..that might be a good thing..... i would be seriously traumatized if i saw my sunday school teacher dumspter diving on sunday morning for donuts.........
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YMBAH if.............. you feel guilty for having only one long sleeve white shirt in your wardrobe.
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YMBAH if...
You plant a new work in rural Appalachia and immediately refer to it as the old church downtown!
You plant a new work in rural Appalachia and immediately refer to it as the old church downtown!
YMBAHI...
You paint your buses two tone green.
You paint your buses two tone green.
YMBAHI...
You insist your bus driver drives no faster than 45 mph, even on the 500 mile trip back to Youth Conference.
You insist your bus driver drives no faster than 45 mph, even on the 500 mile trip back to Youth Conference.
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I know that the 2-tone green is funny and historical but none of the busses at HAC are green anymore.
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YMBAH if...
while visiting S.W. Florida you hear an ad for "Roger Dean Chevrolet" and are reminded of your old division leader!
while visiting S.W. Florida you hear an ad for "Roger Dean Chevrolet" and are reminded of your old division leader!
It's b/c we are HACKERS, we want THE OLD TIME WAYS! None of this compromising modern paint job business for us!
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Just shows how liberal the place has gotten.