The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

This thread is great entertainment. I'm only on page 11, so this may have been mentioned. A former student at Longview told me he was taught this:
You might be a hacker if you believe drinking from a straw might cause you to become a homosexual.
Sounds equally apt coming from either school.
 
It has taken almost eleven years to get fifty pages. As in the Old Testament, the old men wept, I do that now, knowing how abysmal that statistic is compared to the good old days.
 
What makes the nunchuck experience distinctly HAC....ker? Is it the obtuse naivete in describing it as such?
This is the second time in 60 seconds I have read the word obtuse on the internet. Both had to do with things related to Hammond, Indiana. One was from Ekklesian. The other was from the governor of Indiana.
 
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