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  1. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    Apparently you do, you mental midget.
  2. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    You don't need my permission, retard.
  3. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    Anyone else think this troll stopped being amusing a few days ago?
  4. Ransom

    Interesting reformed church visit today, a report card.

    At least it wasn't 1 John 3:16. Right, abcaines? ;)
  5. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    Judging by point of origin, in all likelihood, not. Though I also started getting a whiff of troll around the time he demanded perks for his inconvenience.
  6. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    Best I can offer is a personalized avatar.
  7. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    Tina Yothers?
  8. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    BAHAHAHAHA! Or else what, nerd?
  9. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    Is it spray cheese?
  10. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    A reticulated python?
  11. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    If the bulls and goats are real, then by definition it's not allegory. Allegory is a fiction wherein characters, situations, etc. are contrived to represent a set of concepts, events, etc. It's an extended metaphor: this is that. Pilgrim's Progress is an allegory for the Christian walk. The...
  12. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    Memory of a goldfish, too.
  13. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    You've already gotten to 1. You don't need to keep reaching for it.
  14. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    I need to develop a new law. Something like, "As a thread grows longer, the probabilty of Terry complaining to, or about, the management approaches 1." I think I'll call it the Law of Karens.
  15. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    Have you tried not being a Karen today? I ask purely out of curiosity.
  16. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    If I didn't know what a finger [sic] of speech was, I wouldn't be asking you to explain one. If I don't understand, rest assured it's not because I'm ignorant, but because you're evasive.
  17. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    It was a judgment on humanity. How is that allegory?
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Now there's a cover that doesn't work for me. Dolly's got too clear a voice to stand in for Robert Plant. As I recall, she recorded this (and the rest of the album) to justify her inclusion in the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame because (as she said) she wasn't a rock star and didn't deserve it...
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    Dolly Parton

    Y'ain't missing much in the lyrics department.
  20. Ransom

    Anyone following the latest on Noah's Ark?

    I wasn't asking about Revelation nor any other "many places." I was asking about Noah's ark. If it's allegorical, what's it an allegory of? Interpret for us, please.
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