A Hyles/Elvis-like Moment

[Smellin Coffee]

'Cept it was at the beach with Einstein...

 

[RAIDER]

Let's do this the right way!

"I was sitting on a rock praying when all of a sudden an old man sat down next to me.  As the wind blew his thick gray hair I could see it was Albert Einstein.  I said, "Mr. Einstein, I know all of your theories".  I began to quote them to him one by one.  He said, "Wow, I didn't remember a couple of them!"  We laughed together.

I said, "Mr. Einstein, more important than your Theory of Relativity is where you are going to spend eternity.  Do you know 100% for sure that if you died today you would go to heaven?"  Einstein replied, "You know fellow, I once met a guy who was from Texas.  He was a paratrooper.  They called him 'Jackie Boy'.  He told me to pray a prayer after him and I did".

It was at that point that I knew I had led Albert Einstein to the Lord.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Mr. Einstein, everyone is a sinner. In fact, you are sinning right now by showing off that toe cleavage."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Mr. Einstein, I know you have had a lot of published material. I've yet to see anything you wrote in this copy of The Sword of the Lord which I would like to show you. If you get saved, we can publish it for you."

 

[RAIDER]

"Mr. Einstein, you are a stinkin' filthy hippy!!"

 

[IFB X-Files]

Let's do this the right way!

"I was sitting on a rock praying when all of a sudden an old man sat down next to me.  As the wind blew his thick gray hair I could see it was Albert Einstein.  I said, "Mr. Einstein, I know all of your theories".  I began to quote them to him one by one.  He said, "Wow, I didn't remember a couple of them!"  We laughed together.

I said, "Mr. Einstein, more important than your Theory of Relativity is where you are going to spend eternity.  Do you know 100% for sure that if you died today you would go to heaven?"  Einstein replied, "You know fellow, I once met a guy who was from Texas.  He was a paratrooper.  They called him 'Jackie Boy'.  He told me to pray a prayer after him and I did".

It was at that point that I knew I had led Albert Einstein to the Lord.

LOL!  Einstein never answered the question! 

 

[RAIDER]

Here we see a rare photo of the young Jack Hyles learning how to cross his legs while sitting on the platform.

 

[RAIDER]

Let's do this the right way!

"I was sitting on a rock praying when all of a sudden an old man sat down next to me.  As the wind blew his thick gray hair I could see it was Albert Einstein.  I said, "Mr. Einstein, I know all of your theories".  I began to quote them to him one by one.  He said, "Wow, I didn't remember a couple of them!"  We laughed together.

I said, "Mr. Einstein, more important than your Theory of Relativity is where you are going to spend eternity.  Do you know 100% for sure that if you died today you would go to heaven?"  Einstein replied, "You know fellow, I once met a guy who was from Texas.  He was a paratrooper.  They called him 'Jackie Boy'.  He told me to pray a prayer after him and I did".

It was at that point that I knew I had led Albert Einstein to the Lord.

LOL!  Einstein never answered the question!

But more importantly, he was counted in our numbers!!

 

[RAIDER]

"I'll tell you what, Hyles, (cough, cough) you can't keep (laugh, laugh) pants on a funnel."

 

[bgwilkinson]

"I'll tell you what, Hyles, (cough, cough) you can't keep (laugh, laugh) pants on a funnel."

Thought that was Bruce Jenner before the operation.

 

[subllibrm]

What is up with the baggy white socks? With a suit and dress shoes n less! 

 

[Smellin Coffee]

What is up with the baggy white socks? With a suit and dress shoes n less! 

That is SOOOO HACker!

 

[subllibrm]

What is up with the baggy white socks? With a suit and dress shoes n less! 

That is SOOOO HACker!

I guess he was trying to avoid any comparison to the world (of good fashion sense).