Chuck Norris Has Passed!

The Swiss Army uses Chuck Norris Knives.

When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his Mother home from the hospital.
 
Chuck Norris cannot be destroyed, only converted from one form to another. RIP.
 
Baptist Renegade said:
Grim reaper is reported to be in critical condition but expected to make a full recovery.

Sorry, best I could come up with!

RIP Chuck!
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He did not merely give up the ghost. The ghost was upChucked.
 
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which He carried with him until He died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
 
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A-plus for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
 
Chuck Norris' tears could cure cancer.
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cried
 
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