Dispensationalism.... when are they ever going to get it right?

[UGC]

Uggs are as far from brains as they can get, and so are you.

...That's the nerdiest joke I've ever read in my life.

Did you also get your sense of humor from reading John Calvin?

"Before the world began... you were in Christ. Then God took you out of Christ. Then he put you back in again."

 

[tmjbog]

...That's the nerdiest joke I've ever read in my life.

I'm way funnier than you, Ransom. Way funnier.

He's right about that-have you heard the one about refined dispensationalism?

 

[UGC]

have you heard the one about refined dispensationalism?

No, does it include racist comments about Asians since we're now taking over that area?

 

[tmjbog]

No, does it include racist comments about Asians since we're now taking over that area?

Taking over what area? What are you talking about?

 

[UGC]

Taking over what area? What are you talking about?

And that's why you're not a Dispensationalist.

 

[tmjbog]

And that's why you're not a Dispensationalist.

uh...ya, that's why.

 

[Ransom]

He's right about that-have you heard the one about refined dispensationalism?

Refined in a furnace of earth, purified seven times?

Maybe they'll get it right this time . . .