FFF Addicts

Binaca Chugger

Binaca Chugger

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You Might Be an FFF Addict If:

(Abbreviated YMBAFA)

Yep, I think it's time to start this.  We had a lot of fun on the You Might Be A HACker thread.  But how do you know if you are addicted to the FFF? 
 
YMBAFA if:

You proclaim every poster a heretic.  Declare your removal.  Then frequent the site to see what people think of you.
 
YMBAFA if:

You took your wife out to eat to celebrate your 2000th post.  Yep, I did.  Any excuse for a datenight!
 
YMBAFA if:

You have ever posted a picture of food you have forgotten to eat.
 
YMBAFA if you see the word "obtuse" more than one time a day.
 
YMBAFA if:

You personally know people on the forum, but call them by their forum name in person.
 
YMBAFA if:

You created a sock puppet to increase your reputation score.
 
YMBAFA if you are logged into the FFF on "Forever"
 
YMBAFA if you sit and watch "who's on line" for hours
 
YMBAFA

if you post just to pi** people off or to get under their skin
 
Binaca Chugger said:
YMABFA if:

You created a sock puppet to increase your reputation score.
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That would be old fff. I watch this quite closely :D
 
YMBAFA if you know what Jim Vineyard ate for dinner last night! :D
 
YMBAFA if:

You have ever posted from your bathroom using TapATalk - or worse, your laptop.
 
YMBAFA

if you think you know the identities of all the posters
 
YMBAFA

if JOA sent you a threatening PM, then deleted it because she thinks there would be no record of it.
 
YMBAFA if:

You have ever asked someone in confidence if they are a poster.
 
YMBAFA... if you have "Doctor" under your moniker!
 
YMBAFA if:

While walking your dog, you let it go to chase a squirrel because you are so frustrated with a certain poster.
 
YMBAFA if:

You have ever had the last word.
 
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