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It's the Zombie Apocalypse. What are you grabbing?

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1. primary weapon..... (C) ... M249 saw.... and at least one extra belt
of 556 ball ammo

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at least until i run out of ammo.... .. after that i would fall back on my old
trustworthy longbow...... .i can make my own ammo for this.... (arrows)...
.. and even reuse them if i have to.....


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2. secondary weapon.... (not pictured above)... smith and wesson model 629 classic..
..44 magnum... stainless steel.... ..because it needs to be rust proof.. and a 629 because
revolvers are very reliable.... . and why shoot a bunch of 9mm from a semi auto when just
one 44 mag bullet will do the job?.... :unsure:


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3. melee weapon.... (D)... zombie killer machette.... book of eli special... i watched
the movie and saw it in action..... made me a believer.... .:D

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4... gadget.... (not pictured above). stainless steel grappling hook... (makes the coil of rope work better)
+ 200 feet of 1100 pound paracord.... .learned how to use this playing legend of zelda video games...
... it;s awesome.... :cool:


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5... vehicle... ... (A - sort of).... vintage jeep cherokee.... retro fitted with military grade drive train
and engine that can run on any flamable liquid... ... including used frenchfry oil.....it would smoke like

crazy.... and of course gasoline the best fuel..... . if i can find it....

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eventually would end up on foot if the apocalypse lasted long enough......... and then i would have
to find a horse... if possible... and hope they are not susceptible to the zombie virus...... 😬

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1. primary weapon....... M249 saw.... and at least one extra belt
of 556 ball ammo

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at least until i run out of ammo.... .. after that i would fall back on my old
trustworthy longbow...... .i can make my own ammo for this.... (arrows)...
.. and even reuse them if i have to.....


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2. secondary weapon.... ... smith and wesson model 629 classic....44 magnum.
.. stainless steel.... ..because it needs to be rust proof.. and a 629 because revolvers

are very reliable.... . and why shoot a bunch of 9mm when just one 44 mag bullet will
do the job?.... :unsure:

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3. melee weapon..... zombie killer machette.... book of eli special... i watched
the movie and saw it in action..... made me a believer.... .:D

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4... gadget.... . stainless steel grappling hook.... + 100 feet of 1100 pound paracord......
..learned how to use this playing legend of zelda video games... ... it;s awesome.... :cool:


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5... vehicle... vintage jeep cherokee.... retro fitted with military grade drive train and engine that
can run on any flamable liquid... ... including used frenchfry oil.....it would smoke like crazy.... and
of course gasoline is better... . if i can find it....

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eventually would end up on foot if the apocalypse lasted long enough......... and then i would have
to find a horse... if possible... and hope they are not susceptible to the zombie virus...... 😬

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Why ball ammo? No rules of warfare involved so expanding bullets are fair play.
 
Why ball ammo? No rules of warfare involved so expanding bullets are fair play.
one reason is coz ball ammo will go straight through and kill more zombies behind the first one... (theory anyway)...... something like a M249 is a weapon to use when confronted by a huge mob of zombies... .. a literal army of them.... .🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️ .. ...

but the biggest and true reason is because expanding bullets are not available for a belt fed M249.... it is a military weapon afterall and .. as you know....expanding bullets are banned by international treaty and the geneva convention.....:cool: ....

plus when scrounging you don;t want to make mistakes and grab the wrong thing on the run........ "ball" is printed plainly on the ammo can and easy to see.....the reason you don;t want tracers is they work both ways.. they show you where your bullets are going - but they also show the zombies where your bullets are coming from..... :(... ..


and of course you don;t want to accidently grab anything marked "inert" or "blank".... you will make lots of noise and go down in dramatic fashion - but go down you will... ..to rise an hour or so later as part of the zombie army... 😲.... only to be taken down again later by another zombie hunter who grabbed the right weapons and ammo..😬 .... ..... a horrible way to go.....
 
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1. primary weapon..... (C) ... M249 saw.... and at least one extra belt
of 556 ball ammo

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at least until i run out of ammo.... .. after that i would fall back on my old
trustworthy longbow...... .i can make my own ammo for this.... (arrows)...
.. and even reuse them if i have to.....


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2. secondary weapon.... (not pictured above)... smith and wesson model 629 classic..
..44 magnum... stainless steel.... ..because it needs to be rust proof.. and a 629 because

revolvers are very reliable.... . and why shoot a bunch of 9mm from a semi auto when just
one 44 mag bullet will do the job?.... :unsure:

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3. melee weapon.... (D)... zombie killer machette.... book of eli special... i watched
the movie and saw it in action..... made me a believer.... .:D

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4... gadget.... (not pictured above). stainless steel grappling hook... (makes the coil of rope work better)
+ 200 feet of 1100 pound paracord.... .learned how to use this playing legend of zelda video games...
... it;s awesome.... :cool:


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5... vehicle... ... (A - sort of).... vintage jeep cherokee.... retro fitted with military grade drive train
and engine that can run on any flamable liquid... ... including used frenchfry oil.....it would smoke like

crazy.... and of course gasoline the best fuel..... . if i can find it....

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eventually would end up on foot if the apocalypse lasted long enough......... and then i would have
to find a horse... if possible... and hope they are not susceptible to the zombie virus...... 😬

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Someone's already been plannin'. Lol.
 
Someone's already been plannin'. Lol.
oh yeah.... for a very long time now.... got my official zombie hunters license..
and also zombie outbreak response team patches.... .


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there is a whole industry of people out there making money off the zombie apocalypse phenomenon.....
several companies even make zombie apocalypse survival kits... .. here is one type they sell on ebay.. ....
.... i do not have one of these... ..i never got that far into it... .... but i do know some people who did..
..... all just for fun of course..... ;).



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