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Mathew Ward

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Not sure if folks saw the article about the song American Pie...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11518734/Don-McLean-reveals-secrets-behind-American-Pie.html

Thought we could rewrite it.

HACker Guys

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That Preacher used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could take a Biblical stance
And maybe they'd be HACker’s for a while

But February 6th made me shiver
With every flyer I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day Jack Hyles died

So…Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died


Feel free to add or change...
 
Mathew Ward said:
Not sure if folks saw the article about the song American Pie...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11518734/Don-McLean-reveals-secrets-behind-American-Pie.html

Thought we could rewrite it.

HACker Guys

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That Preacher used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could take a Biblical stance
And maybe they'd be HACker’s for a while

But February 6th made me shiver
With every flyer I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day Jack Hyles died

So…Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my bus route with a lot of doubt and I asked God why
And them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died


Feel free to add or change...

Seems too short. Need to be like the Madonna rewrite: Like a Sermon...

:D
 
Smellin Coffee said:
Mathew Ward said:
Not sure if folks saw the article about the song American Pie...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11518734/Don-McLean-reveals-secrets-behind-American-Pie.html

Thought we could rewrite it.

HACker Guys

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That Preacher used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could take a Biblical stance
And maybe they'd be HACker’s for a while

But February 6th made me shiver
With every flyer I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day Jack Hyles died

So…Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my bus route with a lot of doubt and I asked God why
And them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died


Feel free to add or change...

Seems too short. Need to be like the Madonna rewrite: Like a Sermon...

:D

I figured something of the creative geniuses who frequent here could add more stanzas.
 
Mathew Ward said:
Smellin Coffee said:
Mathew Ward said:
Not sure if folks saw the article about the song American Pie...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11518734/Don-McLean-reveals-secrets-behind-American-Pie.html

Thought we could rewrite it.

HACker Guys

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That Preacher used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could take a Biblical stance
And maybe they'd be HACker’s for a while

But February 6th made me shiver
With every flyer I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day Jack Hyles died

So…Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my bus route with a lot of doubt and I asked God why
And them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died


Feel free to add or change...

Seems too short. Need to be like the Madonna rewrite: Like a Sermon...

:D

I figured something of the creative geniuses who frequent here could add more stanzas.

We need more cowbell....I mean more verses!
 
RAIDER said:
We need more cowbell....I mean more verses!

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That Preacher used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could take a Biblical stance
And maybe they'd be HACker’s for a while

But February 6th made me shiver
With every flyer I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day Jack Hyles died

So…Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died[/quote]

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in damage control?
Can music help you lose control?
And can you teach me how to meet the status quo?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you starin’ in the gym
You both really want to choose
Man, I dig those new tattoos

I was a lonely teenage HB punk
Who got salvation but I listened to funk
But I knew I was probably stuck
The day Jack Hyles died
I started singin'

Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died

Now, for ten years we've been on our own
And Jack Schaap is not a Hyles clone
But, that's not how it used to be

When the jester preached you need to live clean
With a sermon he borrowed, it was obscene
The alumni were parted like the Red Sea

Oh and while Lapina was looking down
A sixteen year old was sent across town
The deacons were unconcerned
And Jack’s love it got spurned

And while Chappell read the book of Hyles
The HACkers turned into narcs
And we preached sermons in the dark
The day Jack Hyles died
We were singin'

Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died
 
A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That Preacher used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could take a Biblical stance
And maybe they'd be HACker’s for a while

But February 6th made me shiver
With every flyer I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day Jack Hyles died

So…Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died[/quote]

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in damage control?
Can music help you lose control?
And can you teach me how to meet the status quo?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you starin’ in the gym
You both really want to choose
Man, I dig those new tattoos

I was a lonely teenage HB punk
Who got salvation but I listened to funk
But I knew I was probably stuck
The day Jack Hyles died
I started singin'

Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died

Now, for ten years we've been on our own
And Jack Schaap is not a Hyles clone
But, that's not how it used to be

When the jester preached you need to live clean
With a sermon he borrowed, it was obscene
The alumni were parted like the Red Sea

Oh and while Lapina was looking down
A sixteen year old was sent across town
The deacons were unconcerned
And Jack’s love it got spurned

And while Chappell read the book of Hyles
The HACkers turned into narcs
And we preached sermons in the dark
The day Jack Hyles died
We were singin'

Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died

Wilkerson became the new pastor
We were grieving for the Old Master
While Bob Gray was falling fast

It’s not like he has any new thought
And the HACkers seemed so distraught
With the Schaapster in a jail cell living in the past

Now the bus routes smell like sweet perfume
While HACkers still have messy rooms
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance

'Cause the free-birds tried to take the church
The HACker guys did a search
Do you recall what was revealed
The day Jack Hyles died?
We started singin'

Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died
 
Mathew Ward said:
A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That Preacher used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could take a Biblical stance
And maybe they'd be HACker’s for a while

But February 6th made me shiver
With every flyer I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day Jack Hyles died

So…Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in damage control?
Can music help you lose control?
And can you teach me how to meet the status quo?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you starin’ in the gym
You both really want to choose
Man, I dig those new tattoos

I was a lonely teenage HB punk
Who got salvation but I listened to funk
But I knew I was probably stuck
The day Jack Hyles died
I started singin'

Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died

Now, for ten years we've been on our own
And Jack Schaap is not a Hyles clone
But, that's not how it used to be

When the jester preached you need to live clean
With a sermon he borrowed, it was obscene
The alumni were parted like the Red Sea

Oh and while Lapina was looking down
A sixteen year old was sent across town
The deacons were unconcerned
And Jack’s love it got spurned

And while Chappell read the book of Hyles
The HACkers turned into narcs
And we preached sermons in the dark
The day Jack Hyles died
We were singin'

Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died

Wilkerson became the new pastor
We were grieving for the Old Master
While Bob Gray was falling fast

It’s not like he has any new thought
And the HACkers seemed so distraught
With the Schaapster in a jail cell living in the past

Now the bus routes smell like sweet perfume
While HACkers still have messy rooms
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance

'Cause the free-birds tried to take the church
The HACker guys did a search
Do you recall what was revealed
The day Jack Hyles died?
We started singin'

Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died
[/quote]

Great!  I forgot about the length of that song.

All of a sudden, Mathew, I can hear someone from the stage yelling, "Hacker Nation, what song do you want to hear?"

 
RAIDER said:
Great!  I forgot about the length of that song.

All of a sudden, Mathew, I can hear someone from the stage yelling, "Hacker Nation, what song do you want to hear?"

DONE


A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That Preacher used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could take a Biblical stance
And maybe they'd be HACker’s for a while

But February 6th made me shiver
With every flyer I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day Jack Hyles died

So…Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died[/quote]

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in damage control?
Can music help you lose control?
And can you teach me how to meet the status quo?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you starin’ in the gym
You both really want to choose
Man, I dig those new tattoos

I was a lonely teenage HB punk
Who got salvation but I listened to funk
But I knew I was probably stuck
The day Jack Hyles died
I started singin'

Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died

Now, for ten years we've been on our own
And Jack Schaap is not a Hyles clone
But, that's not how it used to be

When the jester preached you need to live clean
With a sermon he borrowed, it was obscene
The alumni were parted like the Red Sea

Oh and while Lapina was looking down
A sixteen year old was sent across town
The deacons were unconcerned
And Jack’s love it got spurned

And while Chappell read the book of Hyles
The HACkers turned into narcs
And we preached sermons in the dark
The day Jack Hyles died
We were singin'

Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died

Wilkerson became the new pastor
We were grieving for the Old Master
While Bob Gray was falling fast

It’s not like he has any new thought
And the HACkers seemed so distraught
With the Schaapster in a jail cell living in the past

Now the bus routes smell like sweet perfume
While HACkers still have messy rooms
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance

'Cause the free-birds tried to take the church
The HACker guys did a search
Do you recall what was revealed
The day Jack Hyles died?
We started singin'

Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died

Oh, and there we were all in one place
A HACker nation lost in space
With no time left to start again

So come on Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Schaap used his candlestick
'Cause underage sex is the devil's only friend

Oh and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No preacher born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell

And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day Jack Hyles died
He was singin'

Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died

I met a girl who had the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away

I went down to the church book store
Where I'd heard Jack Hyles years before
But the man there said his sermons wouldn't play

And in the streets the children screamed
The HACkers cried, and the punks dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken

And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost
They caught the last train for West Coast
The day Jack Hyles died
And they were singing

Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died

Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my route with my doubt and I asked God why
Them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died

Now to get Don to re-record it :)
 
RAIDER said:
Mathew Ward said:
Smellin Coffee said:
Mathew Ward said:
Not sure if folks saw the article about the song American Pie...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11518734/Don-McLean-reveals-secrets-behind-American-Pie.html

Thought we could rewrite it.

HACker Guys

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That Preacher used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could take a Biblical stance
And maybe they'd be HACker’s for a while

But February 6th made me shiver
With every flyer I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day Jack Hyles died

So…Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my bus route with a lot of doubt and I asked God why
And them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died


Feel free to add or change...

Seems too short. Need to be like the Madonna rewrite: Like a Sermon...

:D

I figured something of the creative geniuses who frequent here could add more stanzas.

We need more cowbell....I mean more verses!

If there were four verses written HACkers would only sing two of them.
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
RAIDER said:
We need more cowbell....I mean more verses!

If there were four verses written HACkers would only sing two of them.

Now that's funny!
 
RAIDER said:
Mathew Ward said:
Smellin Coffee said:
Mathew Ward said:
Not sure if folks saw the article about the song American Pie...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11518734/Don-McLean-reveals-secrets-behind-American-Pie.html

Thought we could rewrite it.

HACker Guys

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That Preacher used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could take a Biblical stance
And maybe they'd be HACker’s for a while

But February 6th made me shiver
With every flyer I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day Jack Hyles died

So…Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my bus route with a lot of doubt and I asked God why
And them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died


Feel free to add or change...

Seems too short. Need to be like the Madonna rewrite: Like a Sermon...

:D

I figured something of the creative geniuses who frequent here could add more stanzas.

We need more cowbell....I mean more verses!
You got that fever, again?
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
RAIDER said:
Mathew Ward said:
Smellin Coffee said:
Mathew Ward said:
Not sure if folks saw the article about the song American Pie...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11518734/Don-McLean-reveals-secrets-behind-American-Pie.html

Thought we could rewrite it.

HACker Guys

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That Preacher used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could take a Biblical stance
And maybe they'd be HACker’s for a while

But February 6th made me shiver
With every flyer I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day Jack Hyles died

So…Bye, bye you HACker guys
Rode my bus route with a lot of doubt and I asked God why
And them Bible club guys all had smirking sighs
Singin' this'll be the day that Jack died
This'll be the day that Jack died


Feel free to add or change...

Seems too short. Need to be like the Madonna rewrite: Like a Sermon...

:D

I figured something of the creative geniuses who frequent here could add more stanzas.

We need more cowbell....I mean more verses!

If there were four verses written HACkers would only sing two of them.
I did LOL, actual...
 
I keep seeing this thread and it always looks like HACker Gays at first glance.
 
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