HACkerGraf 1/8

[Smellin Coffee]

A ladies intramural basketball league is formed to teach women how to care for laundry while exercising.

 

[RAIDER]

When the Hackerettes found out that it was against the rules to do their boyfriend's laundry, they immediately protested.

 

[Teri in NC]

Helen Clemenson, Helen Flickinger, Helen Roach, and Helen Crockett decided to show the school during halftime what FOUR "heleninahandbasket" looked like..

 

[prophet]

The "letting Paul down in a basket" ministry practices for the day when they may have to assist a Mannagawd to escape the persecution from the World.


Earnestly Contend

 

[Teri in NC]

Even after 1902 loads, even the HAC basketballs were chartreuse like the footballs.

Great Scott! 


(Get it?  Bro. Scott) 

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Proof that so many 'basket cases' at the college happened to be female.



(Ducking for cover now!)

 

[Teri in NC]

Since staff member JIM JONES was doing double duty as the laundry room supervisor and the ladies basketball coach, he decided to work smarter, not harder.  He used his team to build his wash and fold.

 

[RAIDER]

The gals all smiled as HAC freshman Donald Henley walked by and said, "Give us dirty laundry".

 

[Teri in NC]

The gals all smiled as HAC freshman Donald Henley walked by and said, "Give us dirty laundry".

Take it easy.  He attended BJ, not HAC.

 

[RAIDER]

The gals all smiled as HAC freshman Donald Henley walked by and said, "Give us dirty laundry".

Take it easy.  He attended BJ, not HAC.

Now we are getting down to the heart of the matter.

 

[Teri in NC]

The gals all smiled as HAC freshman Donald Henley walked by and said, "Give us dirty laundry".

Take it easy.  He attended BJ, not HAC.

Now we are getting down to the heart of the matter.

It's at the end of Seven Bridges Road.  I think that was on a route in Division 5.

 

[RAIDER]

The gals all smiled as HAC freshman Donald Henley walked by and said, "Give us dirty laundry".

Take it easy.  He attended BJ, not HAC.

Now we are getting down to the heart of the matter.

It's at the end of Seven Bridges Road.  I think that was on a route in Division 5.

Going there means the end of the innocence.

 

[prophet]

The gals all smiled as HAC freshman Donald Henley walked by and said, "Give us dirty laundry".

Take it easy.  He attended BJ, not HAC.

Now we are getting down to the heart of the matter.

It's about time!

Those boys of Summer have been gone for a while.

Earnestly Contend

 

[prophet]

The gals all smiled as HAC freshman Donald Henley walked by and said, "Give us dirty laundry".

Take it easy.  He attended BJ, not HAC.

Now we are getting down to the heart of the matter.

It's at the end of Seven Bridges Road.  I think that was on a route in Division 5.

How can they keep her in a basket, when all she wants to do is Dance?

Earnestly Contend

 

[Teri in NC]

Hey Prophet!  You're the new kid in town on this thread!

 

[RAIDER]

Hey Prophet!  You're the new kid in town on this thread!

I don't want to hear it.

 

[Teri in NC]

Hey Prophet!  You're the new kid in town on this thread!

I don't want to hear it.

Why?  Are you already gone?

 

[RAIDER]

Hey Prophet!  You're the new kid in town on this thread!

I don't want to hear it.

Why?  Are you already gone?

I'm on a dark desert highway.

 

[Teri in NC]

Hey Prophet!  You're the new kid in town on this thread!

I don't want to hear it.

Why?  Are you already gone?

I'm on a dark desert highway.

That's just life in the fast lane.

 

[Teri in NC]

Deacon Don is helping my stinkin' post count.