I Cannot Believe This Kind of Immorality Could Happen

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I cannot believe and am shocked at the history of immorality and/or extremism within:

FBC of Hammmond
BJU
Independent Fundamental Baptist Movement
The Catholic Church
The Mormon Church

...

The NFL
The US Military
The Federal Government
The prison system
Most High Schools
Most Colleges and Universities
Most Bars and nightclubs
The majority of large corporations
Many small businesses
Many non-profit organizations & clubs
Many professors and scientists
The Middle East
Most young adults
China
Illegal gangs
Political parties and groups
Women's movements
The music industry
Athiest groups
The media industry
In social media
The USPS
The Internet
The Radio
On Cable/OTA Television
Advertisements
The opinions and comments of many people on many websites and online forums
YOUR WICKED HEART!

Does the immorality of your local church, ministry, denomination or church movement cause you to join a forum or group and rant about (or on how they are absurdly unique) their extremism and immorality?

Then you don't get out much my friend!





 
Or you could get on a forum and rant about those who rant about immorality. ::)
 
Ya forgot to add Judgmental Phariseeism to the list.
 
While recognizing the humor of North's post, I should point out that...uh...there is....uhm...Ah, never mind!
 
There, see? NFL players, politicians, and illegal gangs molest teenage children, too, so why do you Pharisees have a problem when an ordained Baptist pastor does it?

I'm surprised North forgot to mention David and Moses . . . *snort*
 
North said:
I cannot believe and am shocked at the history of immorality and/or extremism within:

FBC of Hammmond
BJU
Independent Fundamental Baptist Movement
The Catholic Church
The Mormon Church

...

The NFL
The US Military
The Federal Government
The prison system
Most High Schools
Most Colleges and Universities
Most Bars and nightclubs
The majority of large corporations
Many small businesses
Many non-profit organizations & clubs
Many professors and scientists
The Middle East
Most young adults
China
Illegal gangs
Political parties and groups
Women's movements
The music industry
Athiest groups
The media industry
In social media
The USPS
The Internet
The Radio
On Cable/OTA Television
Advertisements
The opinions and comments of many people on many websites and online forums
YOUR WICKED HEART!

Does the immorality of your local church, ministry, denomination or church movement cause you to join a forum or group and rant about (or on how they are absurdly unique) their extremism and immorality?

Then you don't get out much my friend!
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"....but such WERE some of you"

*emphasis added


I was under the slight impression that maybe things were supposed to be different in the church...especially in leadership.










 
T-Bone said:
Or you could get on a forum and rant about those who rant about immorality. ::)
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I am considering ranting about those who rant about those who rant about immorality.
 
North said:
I cannot believe and am shocked at the history of immorality and/or extremism within:

FBC of Hammmond
BJU
Independent Fundamental Baptist Movement
The Catholic Church
The Mormon Church

...

The NFL
The US Military
The Federal Government
The prison system
Most High Schools
Most Colleges and Universities
Most Bars and nightclubs
The majority of large corporations
Many small businesses
Many non-profit organizations & clubs
Many professors and scientists
The Middle East
Most young adults
China
Illegal gangs
Political parties and groups
Women's movements
The music industry
Athiest groups
The media industry
In social media
The USPS
The Internet
The Radio
On Cable/OTA Television
Advertisements
The opinions and comments of many people on many websites and online forums
YOUR WICKED HEART!

Does the immorality of your local church, ministry, denomination or church movement cause you to join a forum or group and rant about (or on how they are absurdly unique) their extremism and immorality?

Then you don't get out much my friend!
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If my local church mirrors part B of your list..... yes, I will occaisonally rant.
 
prophet said:
North said:
I cannot believe and am shocked at the history of immorality and/or extremism within:

FBC of Hammmond
BJU
Independent Fundamental Baptist Movement
The Catholic Church
The Mormon Church

...

The NFL
The US Military
The Federal Government
The prison system
Most High Schools
Most Colleges and Universities
Most Bars and nightclubs
The majority of large corporations
Many small businesses
Many non-profit organizations & clubs
Many professors and scientists
The Middle East
Most young adults
China
Illegal gangs
Political parties and groups
Women's movements
The music industry
Athiest groups
The media industry
In social media
The USPS
The Internet
The Radio
On Cable/OTA Television
Advertisements
The opinions and comments of many people on many websites and online forums
YOUR WICKED HEART!

Does the immorality of your local church, ministry, denomination or church movement cause you to join a forum or group and rant about (or on how they are absurdly unique) their extremism and immorality?

Then you don't get out much my friend!
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If my local church mirrors part B of your list..... yes, I will occaisonally rant.
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Or you could just move to the other end of the kitchen table.... :)
 
Wasn't there a poster on the old FFF named North who was one of the idiots that polluted & over populated the forums with spam posting? >:(
 
fishinnut said:
Wasn't there a poster on the old FFF named North who was one of the idiots that polluted & over populated the forums with spam posting? >:(
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Sounds familiar, but I can't go over there and check. The fleabag forum is giving back a 506 "Variant Also Negotiates" error. Dwayne and the Ezoic Keystone Klowns have finally misconfigured the old FFF and caused it to explode.
 
fishinnut said:
Wasn't there a poster on the old FFF named North who was one of the idiots that polluted & over populated the forums with spam posting? >:(
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Fishinnut, that is a bold insinuation for someone who cannot remember any of the facts of the insinuation.  :) FYI, I was never a partaker of the old forum, just an occasional observer.

This post was meant to be satire. Whether there is a nugget of truth I will leave up to the reader.
 
The karaoke bar we occasionally go to is pretty tame. :)
 
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