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A lady took out her prosthetic eye to remove an irritant.
She dropped the eye and it rolled away from her grasp and a gentleman picked it up and brought it back to her. As she took the eye, he asked if she would like to go to dinner with him.

She replied, "do I look like the type to go out with just anyone who catches my eye"?
I thought it was funny, but I could be wrong.... :)

 
Well, I knew a lady that changed her name to Gall Bladder hoping a rich young doctor would take her out
 
I knew this one legged lady named Eilene. :o
 
T-Bone said:
I knew this one legged lady named Eilene. :o
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I may have met her! She was boring. I tried to strike up a conversation, but it kept going in circles.
 
Tarheel Baptist said:
A lady took out her prosthetic eye to remove an irritant.
She dropped the eye and it rolled away from her grasp and a gentleman picked it up and brought it back to her. As she took the eye, he asked if she would like to go to dinner with him.

She replied, "do I look like the type to go out with just anyone who catches my eye"?
I thought it was funny, but I could be wrong.... :)
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A dude with a wooden eye asked a girl with hair-lip out on a date. Excited, she said would I! would I! He responded hair lip, hairlip and left. I didn't think it to funny but I could be wrong.



 
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had no choice but to put my foot down.
 
Did you hear about the PC liberal socialist democrat Santa?
He always said:  'lady of the evening,  lady of the evening,  lady of the evening"!
 
Did you hear about the guy who revived an old thread?

It didn't quite have the same spin.

8)
 
Tim said:
Did you hear about the guy who revived an old thread?

It didn't quite have the same spin.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
 
Bob H said:
Tarheel Baptist said:
A lady took out her prosthetic eye to remove an irritant.
She dropped the eye and it rolled away from her grasp and a gentleman picked it up and brought it back to her. As she took the eye, he asked if she would like to go to dinner with him.

She replied, "do I look like the type to go out with just anyone who catches my eye"?
I thought it was funny, but I could be wrong.... :)
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A dude with a wooden eye asked a girl with hair-lip out on a date. Excited, she said would I! would I! He responded hair lip, hairlip and left. I didn't think it to funny but I could be wrong.
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Wow, is that joke old... I heard it in grade school before I even understood it.
 
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