If Batman were a HACker

[Smellin Coffee]

"Sir, I think Clyde would love to have Master Grayson join the band."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I can't believe he flunked Laurent's class. All he had to do is write the Governor once a week."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"So you want to get in to see Preacher? Are you willing to name your next baby Jack?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Let's see...how many demerits is it for a general 'appearance of evil'?"

 

[RAIDER]

"By our calculations, we should be able to squeeze 196 kids in on the bus as long as none weigh more than 120 lbs."

But, Batman, have you included Teri in that number?!!"

 

[RAIDER]

"Ha! Here in prison, I got the latest copy of The Wisdom Manual notes!"

The best yet!

 

[RAIDER]

"That hussy's dress is too short.  Don't look!  Don't look!!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"The worlds greatest preacher? Here's a clue:

Muscles and Looks is one of my books."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"The Amen Section is right over there."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Why buy the milk when you can steal it for free?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"And Lord, please refrain from coming until at least Robin gets married."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Alfred, I said I wanted the mug with Preacher's face on the bottom!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I am an idea!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Nooooo! That is not a KJV he is carrying!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Plucked fresh from Memorial Lane just this morning!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Wait...that preacher's bodyguards are wearing actual suits."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"There has to be two fish around here who would volunteer to go with our loaves on 'Feeding 5000 Sunday'!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yes sir, I will tell him that the wrong building came down."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Even superheroes can be late for church.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Just keep your eye away from the paneled wall behind us, Robin."