If Batman were a HACker

[RAIDER]

"Brother Reese never looks at the class. We can get our outside reading done here!"

Classic!!

 

[RAIDER]

"If you think it's bad now, Robin, wait until you are in your fourth year of Church Ed."

 

[RAIDER]

"And our church just bought this building and we will be moving all of the staff offices here."

 

[RAIDER]

"So your pantie waste division leader swallowed a gold fish.  Let me show you how a real man does it!"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

$10 for this pink suit? I may just take Hyles up on that offer!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

When Hyles said we don't need a Flower Committee, Robin, you just had to agree with him! Now what do we know about floral arrangements for the Lord's Supper Table?

 

[Smellin Coffee]

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I'm telling ya, if we can sneak this into the baptistry, it could get real interesting!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Poor Ralph. He was not G.P. - "God's Property". He went out from among us, but he was not of us; for if he had been of us, he would have remained with us.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

The missing chapter from Jack Hyles' Favorite Soul Winning Experiences: They Were Baptized in a Tea Cup.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"If Krincy calls looking for Bratman, let me know."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"We snappy dressers from Rasmussen's church, always question authority."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Robin, get out your 3 x 5 card. I have an idea!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Star Wars is of da debil and we must get rid of all appearances thereof!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Batman, I'm blessed! You've got the baptistry-water one and I've got the Binaca one!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Holy Cotton Candy, Batman! Those California Kids have been here!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"OOOhhh! They're gossiping about Preacher again!"

 

[RAIDER]

"If we could just redefine the word 'immersion'!"

 

[RAIDER]

The Pastor's School crowd went crazy when the NIV Batman and Robin were boiled alive in a tea cup.

 

[RAIDER]

"Don't stand so, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me."