If Batman were a HACker

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"How many times to I have to tell Maintenance this does not go with the bowling balls!"
 
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"When I told the B Sunday School Afternoon Program we were going to have a barbecue, this is not what I had in mind..."
 
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"You wanted two-fifths? No wonder I coudn't find it. I was looking for a tenth..."
 
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"Darn it! I thought the wearing the uniform to the interview would cause Clyde to hire me!"
 
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"No need to look at the panel wall in my office. No camouflaged door there, Robin."
 
Smellin Coffee said:
"Sir, I know you won't understand this, but we need to ask you a question for our Activity Report."
 
Smellin Coffee said:
"Robin, don't look now, but I believe we are alone in the tunnel with two females."
 
Smellin Coffee said:
"A '76 Ford Maverick is double parked in the lot. It's got to be a Hacker!"
 
Smellin Coffee said:
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"And directly behind us you'll see a picture of the day I won a whole community to the Lord with one sermon."
 
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"I'm not a Pentecostal but if I were, this would be my worship pose!"
 
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"Yes, Robin. Attending HAC for the sole purpose of finding a wife is God's perfect will."
 
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While out soul-winning Batman's new convert was the chief of sinners.
 
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"Yes, Alfred. I will drop these Wisdom Manual pages out in the mail for RAIDER on my way out."
 
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