In honor of Fathers Day…Dad Jokes

Too Funny ... I am submitting this for our "Joke of the Week" for next week's church bulletin! :cool:
 
I told your mother she drew on her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

I'd tell you a welding joke but all the good ones argon.
 
Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day?… Because they thought he was the coolest dad.
 
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
 
Big Ben is closed for fumigation.

Apparently, it is infested with ticks.
 
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?


He was shocked!
 
Noah fitted all the animals on board by using state of the ark technology.
 
I’m grateful for the person who defined plethora to me. It means a lot.
 
I sat up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Finally, it dawned on me.

******

I didn't understand why that ball was getting bigger. Suddenly, it hit me.
 
Why did the tourist feel disappointed upon seeing the Liberty Bell?

It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
 
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