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"Novato Couple Recount Terrifying Squirrel Attack"
"The squirrel turned Williams? head, arm and legs bloody. It also smashed his glasses.
?He was really vicious. He was clawing and scratching,? he said. ?I was trying to get him off. Every time I?d get him off, he?d jump back up again.?
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2015/12/04/novato-couple-recount-terrifying-squirrel-attack/
The only explanation I can come up with is either the squirrel has postpartum psychosis; climate change is affecting animal life or ISIS is now turning to indoctrinating squirrels. However, we shouldn't judge all squirrels as being radicalized in light of this vicious attack. I'm waiting on homeland security to get involved.
"The squirrel turned Williams? head, arm and legs bloody. It also smashed his glasses.
?He was really vicious. He was clawing and scratching,? he said. ?I was trying to get him off. Every time I?d get him off, he?d jump back up again.?
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2015/12/04/novato-couple-recount-terrifying-squirrel-attack/
The only explanation I can come up with is either the squirrel has postpartum psychosis; climate change is affecting animal life or ISIS is now turning to indoctrinating squirrels. However, we shouldn't judge all squirrels as being radicalized in light of this vicious attack. I'm waiting on homeland security to get involved.
