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Just like an Armininian.
http://babylonbee.com/news/local-arminian-loses-salvation-high-stakes-poker-game/
OAK RIDGE, TN?Lifelong Arminian Eric Smith tragically lost his salvation Saturday in a high-stakes game of Texas Hold ?Em, sources confirmed. Citing a lack of cash as well as a ?lucky feeling? after a streak of poor and costly hands, Smith drew upon, and subsequently lost, his one possession of infinite worth: eternal forgiveness bought by the shed blood of the Son of God.
http://babylonbee.com/news/local-arminian-loses-salvation-high-stakes-poker-game/
OAK RIDGE, TN?Lifelong Arminian Eric Smith tragically lost his salvation Saturday in a high-stakes game of Texas Hold ?Em, sources confirmed. Citing a lack of cash as well as a ?lucky feeling? after a streak of poor and costly hands, Smith drew upon, and subsequently lost, his one possession of infinite worth: eternal forgiveness bought by the shed blood of the Son of God.