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Just because there’s nothing serious going on in the world, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre welcomed a very special guest to Friday’s daily press briefing.
The now geriatric “Star Wars” actor Mark Hamill, who famously played rebel leader Luke Skywalker in the classic trilogy and the final installments that were overhauled for the new “woke” era, dropped by 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW where he met with President Joe Biden as Hollywood mobilizes for a big push leading up to the election.
A giggly Jean-Pierre was delighted to share the podium with the 72-year-old leftist whose star never again shined as brightly as when the iconic movie first blasted into megaplexes nearly half a century ago. And what would an appearance from “Master Luke” be without some really cheesy “Star Wars” jokes?
And nothing could possibly be more cringe-worthy than referring to Biden as Joebi-Wan Kenobi.
 
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