Merry Christmas...

My family is reading the Christmas Story and opening gifts. I left my house to go to the office to post on the FFF. While others spend time with family, I have a greater cause - the saving of the FFF. Merry Christmas to all. I will now bow my head and fall asleep on my desk.
 
RAIDER said:
My family is reading the Christmas Story and opening gifts. I left my house to go to the office to post on the FFF. While others spend time with family, I have a greater cause - the saving of the FFF. Merry Christmas to all. I will now bow my head and fall asleep on my desk.

Oh oh. I wonder if you have a son who will get on his knees and cry out that he is giving his dad to the fff!
 
"Oh you better watch out
You better get right
You better be ready every day and each night
Jesus Christ is coming again!

You better get saved
Repent and believe
Just trust in the Savior and forgiveness receive
Jesus Christ is coming again!

He sees you when you're sinning
He knows when you are fake
He knows if you are saved or lost
So get saved for Jesus' sake!

Oh you better watch out
You better get right
You better be ready every day and each night
Jesus Christ is coming again!"
By David Harrison
12-25-15
 
RAIDER said:
My family is reading the Christmas Story and opening gifts. I left my house to go to the office to post on the FFF. While others spend time with family, I have a greater cause - the saving of the FFF. Merry Christmas to all. I will now bow my head and fall asleep on my desk.
Don't forget to leave a salad ,uneaten, on your desk,  over the holidays.

In case someone questions your loyalty to the FFF.

It may factor in you someday being named the administrator, even if you have no IT skills.

Earnestly Contend

 
"Oh you better not smoke
You better not drink
You better not wear any clothes that are pink
Pharisees are coming again!

You better get shaved
Wear a suit and a tie
You better beware of the judgments and lies
Pharisees are coming again!

They say you when you are sinning
They say when you are fake
They say if you are saved or lost
It a decision they can make!!

Oh you better not smoke
You better not drink
You better make your outside as perfect as mink
Pharisees are coming again!"

By Me

 
BALAAM said:
RAIDER said:
My family is reading the Christmas Story and opening gifts. I left my house to go to the office to post on the FFF. While others spend time with family, I have a greater cause - the saving of the FFF. Merry Christmas to all. I will now bow my head and fall asleep on my desk.

Oh oh. I wonder if you have a son who will get on his knees and cry out that he is giving his dad to the fff!

I thought that was you I saw coming out of the White Hen Pantry with a USA Today.
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
BALAAM said:
RAIDER said:
My family is reading the Christmas Story and opening gifts. I left my house to go to the office to post on the FFF. While others spend time with family, I have a greater cause - the saving of the FFF. Merry Christmas to all. I will now bow my head and fall asleep on my desk.

Oh oh. I wonder if you have a son who will get on his knees and cry out that he is giving his dad to the fff!

I thought that was you I saw coming out of the White Hen Pantry with a USA Today.

But did his car start? Or did he have to call a mechanic and say, "I am the pastor of the largest church blah blah blah and you better get over here." Only to find he did not have it in park?
 
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