NASA successfully collides spaceship with asteroid

[Ransom]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1574539270987173903

Of course it only worked because they secretly did the orbital calculations from a geocentric frame of reference.

 

[AverageJoe]

Shouldn't surprise anyone! They've had a habit of running their spaceships into the earth for quite a while! LOL

 

[voicecrying]

"Poses no threat to Earth" - until we alter its trajectory.

 

[Bob Jones V]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1574539270987173903

Of course it only worked because they secretly did the orbital calculations from a geocentric frame of reference.

They used an abacus and protractor.

 

[AverageJoe]

They used an abacus and protractor.

I thought I saw a slide rule in there somewhere!