Oklahoma pastor rubs spit on man's eyes

ALAYMAN said:
I wish I could say this was from the BabylonBee or Onion, but alas it's legit...

“He was bald before I spit on him,” he said, “and he’s still bald today. So no miracles here … so next time I’ll rethink and do something differently.”

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Oklahoma pastor faces criticism for rubbing spit on parishoner’s face.
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wait a minute.... he was trying to cure baldness by rubbing spit on the mans face?.... .:oops:... . ....
..... .. what an idiot.... even if he thought that would work it was the wrong part of the head....:sneaky:...;)
 
ALAYMAN said:
But at least his church had one of those hip names like the ones talked about in Tarheels thread a few weeks ago... And you know what they say about no publicity is bad publicity. 😁
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an attempt at transformation by salivation... ends in humilation... :cautious:.... ... ..should have gone with minoxidillic anagenation.... must not have had good information....:sneaky:
 
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ALAYMAN said:
But at least his church had one of those hip names like the ones talked about in Tarheels thread a few weeks ago... And you know what they say about no publicity is bad publicity. 😁
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his method kinda reminds me of the guy who wanted to grow taller..... his doctor told him to smear lard all over himself every night before going to bed for 2 weeks... and that other people had gained 2 to 3 inches in height by that method.... .. 3 weeks later the guy called his doctor to report he had actually shrunken 2 inches... . when the doctor asked if he had done as instructed the guy replied... "yes... i rubbed a whole can of crisco on myself every night"..... the doctor said... "you dummy.... crisco is not lard.....that;s shortening..."...
 
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ROFLOL! .... You're like butter... on a roll. 😁
 
ALAYMAN said:
ROFLOL! .... You're like butter... on a roll. 😁
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but... unfortunately... just like a roll covered in butter,.... it;s gone really fast.... my mind
was racing like a run away train and now i can;t think of anything.. ...but i did go to the
kitchen and have a cheescake-factory brown bread roll with butter after i saw your post
we have a whole bag of them.... or... had a whole bag of them...it;s missing a few now ;)
 
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aleshanee said:
but... unfortunately... just like a roll covered in butter,.... it;s gone really fast.... my mind
was racing like a run away train and now i can;t think of anything.. ...but i did go to the
kitchen and have a cheescake-factory brown bread roll with butter after i saw your post
we have a whole bag of them.... or... had a whole bag of them...it;s missing a few now ;)
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Cheesecake Factory, that place is of da debil!

(for a diabetic anyway);)

Love me some Cheesecake Factory!
 
ALAYMAN said:
Cheesecake Factory, that place is of da debil!

(for a diabetic anyway);)

Love me some Cheesecake Factory!
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i love their shepherds pie.... :) ....but unlike the brown bread rolls they don;t sell their shepherds pie in supermarkets.... .
..i guess that;s good, coz if they did our freezer would be full of them.....but you are right.... that place is evil for diabetics
.... ... .. and pre-diabetics.... ....and soon to be pre-diabetics.... :cautious:
 
It was featured on the Popular IFB Sermon Twitter page. I guess the IFB Twitter page got bored and decided to spotlight a hipster/liberal/woke/anito white/TBN/Prosperity church.
 
Since this was a hipster church, the pastor missed the boat on capitalizing on hipsterism. After he spit on the dude's eyes and eventually rubbed them off, as the dude dramatically and slowly opened his eyes they could have had the sound system play...


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ALAYMAN said:
Since this was a hipster church, the pastor missed the boat on capitalizing on hipsterism. After he spit on the dude's eyes and eventually rubbed them off, as the dude dramatically and slowly opened his eyes they could have had the sound system play...


:cool:
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When I first looked at the Youtube video I thought it said "Johnny Cash". I thought "that doesn't look like Johnny Cash", then "that doesn't sound like Johnny Cash".
 
tmjbog said:
When I first looked at the Youtube video I thought it said "Johnny Cash". I thought "that doesn't look like Johnny Cash", then "that doesn't sound like Johnny Cash".
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You be trippin' bruh! 🤣


 
ALAYMAN said:
But at least his church had one of those hip names like the ones talked about in Tarheels thread a few weeks ago... And you know what they say about no publicity is bad publicity. 😁
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I'm sure the woke folk put plenty in the offering plate to get him some $300 sneakers and to help him get on Craig Groeschel's false teaching conference tour in Oklahoma City/Tulsa.
 
Todd Friel goes off on prosperity/liberal/woke/racist soy boy Michael Todd for his false teachings and disgusting nature.

 
Todd Friel still having fun with rockstar megachurch/woke soy boy/shoe shine boy "pastor" Michael Todd. Also Phil Johnson clips in this as well.

 
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