Osteen or Vineyard's?

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Joel or Jim or Tom or Paul as your pastor.

Which one would be better?


hmmmmm
 
Joel - cause he wouldn't try to screw with your wife or daughter.
 
JustABigKid said:
Joel - cause he wouldn't try to screw with your wife or daughter.

Zing!!!  Post of the week!!
 
My choice of pastor would clearly be Joel Osteen. Joel's track record speaks for itself. Likewise, so does the Vineyards.

I believe that Joel Osteen genuinely loves and cares for people regardless of their age, race, sexual orientation or beliefs. That genuine love has allowed him to influence more people for Christ (in a positive way) than Jim or Tom will ever be able to do.
 
Just me said:
Joel or Jim or Tom or Paul as your pastor.

Which one would be better?


hmmmmm

I'd rather have Jeremiah Wright. At least with him you know what you've got: a proud, pompous, bigoted, racist. Wait...never mind. 
 
Citadel of Truth said:
Just me said:
Joel or Jim or Tom or Paul as your pastor.

Which one would be better?


hmmmmm

I'd rather have Jeremiah Wright. At least with him you know what you've got: a proud, pompous, bigoted, racist. Wait...never mind.

lol

 
TruthInLove said:
My choice of pastor would clearly be Joel Osteen. Joel's track record speaks for itself. Likewise, so does the Vineyards.

I believe that Joel Osteen genuinely loves and cares for people regardless of their age, race, sexual orientation or beliefs. That genuine love has allowed him to influence more people for Christ (in a positive way) than Jim or Tom will ever be able to do.

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Now, THAT is funny!
 
Green Beret said:
TruthInLove said:
My choice of pastor would clearly be Joel Osteen. Joel's track record speaks for itself. Likewise, so does the Vineyards.

I believe that Joel Osteen genuinely loves and cares for people regardless of their age, race, sexual orientation or beliefs. That genuine love has allowed him to influence more people for Christ (in a positive way) than Jim or Tom will ever be able to do.

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Now, THAT is funny!

I do not think TurthInLove was benig funny
 
Well all whom I communicate with that know of the men all clearly choose Joel Osteen!!

Wise choice I say
 
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