Quadruple amputee cornhole player murdered pal, drove off with body and dumped remains: Cops
A 27-year-old man known for his remarkable ability for playing cornhole despite having no arms or legs allegedly shot and killed his friend before ditching his body on the side of the road.
I keep waiting for some news outlet to say, "Early April Fools!"
I can see the courtroom now...
Prosecutor: "He used a handgun..."
Defense: "Objection!"