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The Shoveller: "We've got a blind date with destiny... and it looks like she's ordered the lobster."

Spongebob:  "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
 
Jack Handy:

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
 
"I don't know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads."

--Yogi Berra
 
"Never pet a burning dog."

- Me
 
"I reckon so"

-Outlaw Josie Wales
 
"Cowardice asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is it politic?' Vanity asks the question, 'Is it popular?' But, conscience asks the question, 'Is it right?' And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but one must take it because one's conscience tells one that it is right."
  --  Martin Luther King Jr.
 
T-Bone said:
"Cowardice asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is it politic?' Vanity asks the question, 'Is it popular?' But, conscience asks the question, 'Is it right?' And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but one must take it because one's conscience tells one that it is right."
  --  Martin Luther King Jr.

So True!!!
 
Mr. Livermore: We must rid our speech of slang. Now besides okay, I want you all to promise me that there are two words that you will never use. One of these is swell, and the other one is lousy.

Lucy: Okay, what are they?

Mr. Livermore: One of them is swell, and the other one is lousy.

Fred: Well, give us the lousy one first.
 
"There is no virtue nor is it biblical to take from those who work and give to those who are not willing to work, when they have the ability to do so."---Me
 
T-Bone said:
"There is no virtue nor is it biblical to take from those who work and give to those who are not willing to work, when they have the ability to do so."---Me

So we get to judge who has that ability and who doesn't.

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Smellin Coffee said:
T-Bone said:
"There is no virtue nor is it biblical to take from those who work and give to those who are not willing to work, when they have the ability to do so."---Me

So we get to judge who has that ability and who doesn't.

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Though that is not what I said, we all make judgments all the time.  Don't read into my quote...it stands on its own & the criteria is true.
 
Let him that stole steal no more: but rather let him labour, working with his hands the thing which is good, that he may have to give to him that needeth.              --Paul
 
"For even when we were with you, we commanded you this: If anyone will not work, neither shall he eat."--Paul

"Balance is a wonderful thing...along with rightfully dividing the Word."---Me
 
But whoso hath this world's good, and seeth his brother have need, and shutteth up his bowels of compassion from him, how dwelleth the love of God in him?          --John

For ye know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that, though he was rich, yet for your sakes he became poor, that ye through his poverty might be rich.        --Paul

Balance is american but Grace for the undeserving is godly.  --Me
 
graceandtruth said:
But whoso hath this world's good, and seeth his brother have need, and shutteth up his bowels of compassion from him, how dwelleth the love of God in him?          --John

For ye know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that, though he was rich, yet for your sakes he became poor, that ye through his poverty might be rich.        --Paul

Balance is american but Grace for the undeserving is godly.  --Me

Key word in the first quote is "need"...thanks for sharing

The second quote has nothing to do with any of the quotes nor does it have to do with what material things people have.

Balance has nothing to do with being American..it has everything to do with understanding God's Word and God's grace--Me
 
Balance is a good excuse for gracelessness but it is a poor illustration of grace.  --Me
 
Grace is a risky, sloppy, uncomfortable, irrational business. Grace can let the beggar swindle you. Grace can let the addict use you. Grace can let the bully abuse you. Grace even nailed Someone to a cross...

...and grace is beautiful.
 
Exactly.............Grace is ALWAYS undeserved and seldom fully appreciated but it always points people to the gracious God.  --Me
 
I just noticed I had that in my signature. Ha!
 
graceandtruth said:
But whoso hath this world's good, and seeth his brother have need, and shutteth up his bowels of compassion from him, how dwelleth the love of God in him?          --John

Ewwwwww....
 
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