In 2014, Paige Patterson told a joke.
He was giving a speech at an evangelical conference in Las Vegas. With a broad Texas drawl and a folksy glint in his eye, he told the story of an irate woman he encountered during a church service.
?She was really unhappy with me,? he said, with exaggerated self-deprecation. ?And giving me what for.?
Meanwhile, her sons were standing nearby. While the woman was yelling at Patterson, ?a very attractive coed? walked by.
?She couldn?t have been more than 16,? Patterson continued. ?But let me say ? she was nice.?
One of the sons commented to the other, ?Man, is she built.? The mother in this story was appalled. ?She stopped, wheeled around, slapped a hand over his mouth, loosed his teeth, and said, ?Young man, if you ever say anything like that again; if you do, I?ll mop up the face of the earth with you.??
?I saw my opportunity,? Patterson said. He tells the mother: ?He?s just being biblical.?
His audience laughed and applauded.
After all, Patterson implied, the biblical Eve was beautiful too, artistically formed. What?s the harm in a young man following Adam?s example?