Southern Baptists to buy Chick-Fil-A

[HeDied4U]

NASHVILLE, TN?According to an FTC filing obtained by journalists Friday, the Southern Baptist Convention has agreed to purchase the Chick-fil-A fast-food restaurant chain for just over $5.5 billion.

Speaking to SBC church leaders and pastors, president Steve Gaines stated that the move is a combination of a desire to offer quality food to its member churches and a need to reach out to communities for the sake of Christ.

Wow, I'm stunned.






























http://babylonbee.com/news/southern-baptist-convention-purchases-chick-fil-5-5-billion/

 

[Tatterdemalion]

Isn't it just easier to cater?

EDIT: Oh. I just saw the Bee link. Pass me the dunce cap.

 

[Walt]

Isn't it just easier to cater?

EDIT: Oh. I just saw the Bee link. Pass me the dunce cap.

What is the point of Christian satire?  To help us laugh at ourselves.

I'm a little uncomfortable with the idea -- I'm not entirely sure why.

 

[Twisted]

The info is not correct.

The African Methodist Episcopal Church has bid to purchase that fried chicken business.

 

[LongGone]

The info is not correct.

The African Methodist Episcopal Church has bid to purchase that fried chicken business.

Yeah....satire is funny because we poke fun at ourselves.