I had a roommate that was a true Hacker. He was a senior. A guy from his church came as a freshman. He roomed with us. His name was Boyd. Boyd was given the "you need to go to one year of Bible college" line by those back home. Boyd did not have any desire to go to one year of Bible college. He was not a trouble maker or rebel. He was just a good old boy who wanted to stay home and get a job.
The pastor called the senior and told him to take Boyd under his wing. Boyd needed to get a job. I believe the church had paid his first tuition payment. The senior would constantly try to pump Boyd up. The senior would leave for church right after lunch. I can still hear him saying, "Boyd, are you going job hunting today? Make sure you get out there and pound the pavement". Boyd would say, "Yes, I am!". They would both walk out of the dorm room together to head to the parking lot. Within 10 minutes Boyd would return to the room, get in his shorts, cover up, and take a nap.
Needless to say, Boyd only lasted a few months!