"The Fundy Twelve Days of Christmas".
by David Smallwood -
On the first day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
A lecture on modesty
On the second day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the third day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the fourth day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty
On the fifth day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the sixth day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
Reasons against dating
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the seventh day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
Sermons on mixed swimming
Reasons against dating
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the eighth day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
Thursday night soul winning
Sermons on mixed swimming
Reasons against dating
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the ninth day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
Warnings against dancing
Thursday night soul winning
Sermons on mixed swimming
Reasons against dating
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the tenth day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
Man-centered preaching
Warnings against dancing
Thursday night soul winning
Sermons on mixed swimming
Reasons against dating
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
A board of deacons griping
Man-centered preaching
Warnings against dancing
Thursday night soul winning
Sermons on mixed swimming
Reasons against dating
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
Music without drumming
A board of deacons griping
Man-centered preaching
Warnings against dancing
Thursday night soul winning
Sermons on mixed swimming
Reasons against dating
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
by David Smallwood -
On the first day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
A lecture on modesty
On the second day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the third day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the fourth day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty
On the fifth day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the sixth day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
Reasons against dating
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the seventh day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
Sermons on mixed swimming
Reasons against dating
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the eighth day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
Thursday night soul winning
Sermons on mixed swimming
Reasons against dating
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the ninth day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
Warnings against dancing
Thursday night soul winning
Sermons on mixed swimming
Reasons against dating
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the tenth day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
Man-centered preaching
Warnings against dancing
Thursday night soul winning
Sermons on mixed swimming
Reasons against dating
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
A board of deacons griping
Man-centered preaching
Warnings against dancing
Thursday night soul winning
Sermons on mixed swimming
Reasons against dating
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
The fundies gave to me
Music without drumming
A board of deacons griping
Man-centered preaching
Warnings against dancing
Thursday night soul winning
Sermons on mixed swimming
Reasons against dating
FIVE KJV's
More altar calls
Free guilt trips
New man-made rules
And a lecture on modesty.