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YMBAH if...

...you purposely didn't pick up your sermon cassette tape after 4 weeks just to hear Preacher say your name from the pulpit...
 
Smellin Coffee said:
YMBAH if...

...you purposely didn't pick up your sermon cassette tape after 4 weeks just to hear Preacher say your name from the pulpit...
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And you did it continuously so you could one day mention Bro. Hyles mentioned you by name continuously.
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
Smellin Coffee said:
YMBAH if...

...you purposely didn't pick up your sermon cassette tape after 4 weeks just to hear Preacher say your name from the pulpit...
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And you did it continuously so you could one day mention Bro. Hyles mentioned you by name continuously.
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And you recorded it on your cassette player hidden in your coat.
 
YMBAHI...

On your way to the Cubs NLDS game you can't resist a stop by your old college at 8400 Burr Street.
 
Matthew1323 said:
YMBAHI...

On your way to the Cubs NLDS game you can't resist a stop by your old college at 8400 Burr Street.
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Were you at Wrigley Field last night???  I declare I heard the cheering here in NC.
 
Teri in NC said:
Matthew1323 said:
YMBAHI...

On your way to the Cubs NLDS game you can't resist a stop by your old college at 8400 Burr Street.
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Were you at Wrigley Field last night???  I declare I heard the cheering here in NC.
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That was a great game last night. My wife and I have tickets for this afternoon. We are pretty excited. It has been at least 20 years since we have been to Wrigley Field.
 
Matthew1323 said:
Teri in NC said:
Matthew1323 said:
YMBAHI...

On your way to the Cubs NLDS game you can't resist a stop by your old college at 8400 Burr Street.
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Were you at Wrigley Field last night???  I declare I heard the cheering here in NC.
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That was a great game last night. My wife and I have tickets for this afternoon. We are pretty excited. It has been at least 20 years since we have been to Wrigley Field.
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Hope you filled out all of the permission forms and dropped them off at the south hallway desk.
 
BALAAM said:
Matthew1323 said:
Teri in NC said:
Matthew1323 said:
YMBAHI...

On your way to the Cubs NLDS game you can't resist a stop by your old college at 8400 Burr Street.
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Were you at Wrigley Field last night???  I declare I heard the cheering here in NC.
Click to expand...

That was a great game last night. My wife and I have tickets for this afternoon. We are pretty excited. It has been at least 20 years since we have been to Wrigley Field.
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Hope you filled out all of the permission forms and dropped them off at the south hallway desk.
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And did she sign out on her door?
 
YMBAHI...
You purposely got up during a sermon just to hear Bro. Hyles call you out...
 
YMBAHI...
You purposely named your daughter Krincy so she could call you and you say: Hello, Krincy, is that you?
 
BALAAM said:
Matthew1323 said:
Teri in NC said:
Matthew1323 said:
YMBAHI...

On your way to the Cubs NLDS game you can't resist a stop by your old college at 8400 Burr Street.
Click to expand...

Were you at Wrigley Field last night???  I declare I heard the cheering here in NC.
Click to expand...

That was a great game last night. My wife and I have tickets for this afternoon. We are pretty excited. It has been at least 20 years since we have been to Wrigley Field.
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Hope you filled out all of the permission forms and dropped them off at the south hallway desk.

I had work passes that covered all 24 hours of the day. It's a little thing that I figured out early on the first summer I stayed at HAC. I think they are still valid?

We didn't go in when we arrived to the old college property. It was more like serving a drive through penalty in Nascar, except we took pictures and videos out both windows. We did the same at Hammond Baptist School, AKA Baptist City.
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16KJV11 said:
IFB X-Files said:
16KJV11 said:
YMBAHI...
You purposely named your daughter Krincy so she could call you and you say: Hello, Krincy, is that you?
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Wow, I have no idea what that means.
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http://fundamentalbaptistsermons.net/Audio/HylesKrincySpirit.mp3
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Doesn't the Bible say something about vain, repetitive prayers?  I appreciate the link, but can't listen to what is, no doubt, a message of self-promotion.  I stopped after 2 minutes.
 
Teri in NC said:
BALAAM said:
Matthew1323 said:
Teri in NC said:
Matthew1323 said:
YMBAHI...

On your way to the Cubs NLDS game you can't resist a stop by your old college at 8400 Burr Street.
Click to expand...

Were you at Wrigley Field last night???  I declare I heard the cheering here in NC.
Click to expand...

That was a great game last night. My wife and I have tickets for this afternoon. We are pretty excited. It has been at least 20 years since we have been to Wrigley Field.
Click to expand...

Hope you filled out all of the permission forms and dropped them off at the south hallway desk.
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And did she sign out on her door?
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Not sure what the girls requirements were? I think that I may have led her astray a time or two during our dorm years at HAC though.

We were married before our Senior year and got used to less of those requirements. We enjoyed that year thoroughly, with much less looking around to see who was watching.
 
YMBAHI...

when attending a Cub's game and Schwarber hits a bomb that lands on top of the right field scoreboard you want to shout, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN BROTHER!"
 
16KJV11 said:
YMBAHI...
You purposely named your daughter Krincy so she could call you and you say: Hello, Krincy, is that you?
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Gold!
 
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