The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

"Son, when the Marine Corps wants you to have a wife, you will be issued one."
General Chesty Puller, USMC
 
"You remind me of a girlfriend in Detroit, but you look more like her stepfather"
Curly Howard
 
"Getting older is no problem, you just have to live long enough"
Groucho Marx
 
"The towels were so thick there, I could hardly close my briefcase!"
Yogi Berra
 
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