The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

[16KJV11]

Ah, yes, post 2000.
A historical day in the annals of the HAC forum.

 

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Ah, yes, post 2000.
A historical day in the annals of the HAC forum.

Trump just keeps on WINNING!

 

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Notice that RAIDER keeps rehashing the same themes over and over again?

No originality.  Not like this thread.

 

[16KJV11]

Notice that RAIDER keeps rehashing the same themes over and over again?

No originality.  Not like this thread.

It's the absolute spontaneity of mentally challenged minds!

 

[Twisted]

Notice that RAIDER keeps rehashing the same themes over and over again?

No originality.  Not like this thread.

It's the absolute spontaneity of mentally challenged superior minds!

Fixed it.

 

[16KJV11]

How are things in the ward today?

 

[Twisted]

How are things in the ward today?

Smelly.

The new guy is a bed wetter.

 

[16KJV11]

How are things in the ward today?

Smelly.

The new guy is a bed wetter.

Depends!

 

[Twisted]

How are things in the ward today?

Smelly.

The new guy is a bed wetter.

Depends!

Not in the budget.

 

[16KJV11]

How are things in the ward today?

Smelly.

The new guy is a bed wetter.

Depends!

Not in the budget.

They'll be cutting out the catheter's next! ???

 

[Twisted]

How are things in the ward today?

Smelly.

The new guy is a bed wetter.

Depends!

Not in the budget.

They'll be cutting out the catheter's next! ???

Cutting out catheters? 

Are you mad?

Now I've got cold sweats.  Praying they continue to PULL them out.

 

[16KJV11]

How are things in the ward today?

Smelly.

The new guy is a bed wetter.

Depends!

Not in the budget.

They'll be cutting out the catheter's next! ???

Cutting out catheters? 

Are you mad?

Now I've got cold sweats.  Praying they continue to PULL them out.

No worries mate, I'm sure they've got some greenies that will stem your anxiety.
Just don't accept any offers for a free circumcision...

 

[Twisted]

No worries mate, I'm sure they've got some greenies that will stem your anxiety. 

 

[16KJV11]

I love Thanksgiving when we pray,

And July 4th and Labor Day

With picnics, ants, and hungry flies,

And barbecue and hot french fries,

With Cokes and chips and apple pies

Beneath some hazy, lazy skies.

I love Miami's royal palm

That oozes forth a healing balm.

Beside the oceans quiet calm.

And Betsy Ross, and Orville Wright

And dear Ben Franklin's flying kite;

And Thomas Jefferson's mightly quill,

And Alamo, and Bunker Hill

And Paul Revere's midnight ride,

And Wilbur Wright's successful glide.

I love United's friendly skies

And baseball when the umpire cries

?Play ball!? as thousands quietly rise

To turn their moistened sober eyes

Toward waving flag that proudly flies.

And Casey Stengal's Stengaleze

And Dairy Queen and Tastee Freeze

And cotton candy at the zoo

And corny dogs and Big Macs too

And Burger Kings and Shopping Malls

And hockey pucks and basket balls

And Mississippi's cotton fields

And Holland, Michigan?s spinning wheels;    (Was this before Holland, Michigan's most notorious son entered the fray?)

Monotonous midwestern plains,

Florida?s sun, Seattle?s rams.

Atlanta's lovely, dogwood trails

And Santa Fe's long clicking rails

I love the Rocky Mountain peaks

Beneath a sky which mutely speaks;

And Disney World, and Disney Land,

And Georgia's fertile blood-red sand:

The Mississippi, and Rio Grande;

Wisconsin's cheese and dairy land.

I love McDonald's chocolate shakes,      AMEN, GLORY TO GOD, HALLELUJAH

And Minnesota's thousand lakes;

The Royal Gorge's mighty yawn

A sleepy Alabama dawn

 

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Lonely.

 

[Twisted]

Bored.

 

[Twisted]

Un-Challenged.

 

[Twisted]

And out of Jif.

 

[Twisted]

But there is hope.

 

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That the next....