The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

Here's something to try. Next time you get pulled over and the cop says, "License and registration please," just reply back, "But you didn't say 'Simon says'!" I wonder how that would go.
 
So I found a $20 bill in the grocery store parking lot. First thing I asked myself, "What would Jesus do?"

Of course I turned it into wine. :D
 
Yeah, I'm fat and all, but certainly no Pillsbury Dough Boy. I worked at a bakery and was fired because I wasn't a good roll model to the younger employees!
 
Smellin' has been listening to Rodney Dangerfield reruns!
 
Today changes many things.
 
Where has this month gone?
 
16KJV11 said:
What good thing can come out of Cleveland?
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