The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Off to Burma next week for a mission's trip.
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I'll be sure to visit the local insane asylums in your honor!
 
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
I'll be sure to visit the local insane asylums in your honor!
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I'm touched!
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Twisted, I am counting on you to keep The Worthless Thread jamming while I am away.  If God takes me home, you are the Master of Worthlessness to keep this alive in my honor!
 
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
I'll be sure to visit the local insane asylums in your honor!
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I'm touched!
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Twisted, I am counting on you to keep The Worthless Thread jamming while I am away.  If God takes me home, you are the Master of Worthlessness to keep this alive in my honor!
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I'll do my best, but no one posts more worthless stuff than you.  Big shoes to fill.  Bring us all a souvenir. 
 
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
I'll be sure to visit the local insane asylums in your honor!
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I'm touched!
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Twisted, I am counting on you to keep The Worthless Thread jamming while I am away.  If God takes me home, you are the Master of Worthlessness to keep this alive in my honor!
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Oh, and do I need to contact Steve Anderson to fill your pulpit?  Or did you already get Smellin' for that?
 
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
I'll be sure to visit the local insane asylums in your honor!
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I'm touched!
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Twisted, I am counting on you to keep The Worthless Thread jamming while I am away.  If God takes me home, you are the Master of Worthlessness to keep this alive in my honor!
Click to expand...

Oh, and do I need to contact Steve Anderson to fill your pulpit?  Or did you already get Smellin' for that?
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Wow, what choices that I have.
Maybe I'll have both...One can balance out the other.
Or, what about Tarheel Baptist?
 
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
https://pulpitandpen.org/2019/02/11/sbc-president-jd-greear-shakes-his-behind-for-cheering-crowd/?fbclid=IwAR226xZXlwoB-MTHjFsZEBnH71KuFojYimuwKV-pyPbh6MFBHf9-9_ZX9tw
I guess we should all aspire to be like Pastor Greer, president of the SBC, shaking his booty at the audience.
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Bro, you're a little behind (no pun intended), but I posted this up top yesterday.
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Shameful disgrace... >:(
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Oh, c'mon, he's just trying to keep up with the neo-IFB.
 
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
https://pulpitandpen.org/2019/02/11/sbc-president-jd-greear-shakes-his-behind-for-cheering-crowd/?fbclid=IwAR226xZXlwoB-MTHjFsZEBnH71KuFojYimuwKV-pyPbh6MFBHf9-9_ZX9tw
I guess we should all aspire to be like Pastor Greer, president of the SBC, shaking his booty at the audience.
Click to expand...

Bro, you're a little behind (no pun intended), but I posted this up top yesterday.
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Shameful disgrace... >:(
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Oh, c'mon, he's just trying to keep up with the neo-IFB.
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Ezekiel 22:26 (KJV)
26  Her priests have violated my law, and have profaned mine holy things: they have put no difference between the holy and profane, neither have they shewed difference between the unclean and the clean, and have hid their eyes from my sabbaths, and I am profaned among them.
 
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
https://pulpitandpen.org/2019/02/11/sbc-president-jd-greear-shakes-his-behind-for-cheering-crowd/?fbclid=IwAR226xZXlwoB-MTHjFsZEBnH71KuFojYimuwKV-pyPbh6MFBHf9-9_ZX9tw
I guess we should all aspire to be like Pastor Greer, president of the SBC, shaking his booty at the audience.
Click to expand...

Bro, you're a little behind (no pun intended), but I posted this up top yesterday.
Click to expand...
Shameful disgrace... >:(
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Oh, c'mon, he's just trying to keep up with the neo-IFB.
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Ezekiel 22:26 (KJV)
26  Her priests have violated my law, and have profaned mine holy things: they have put no difference between the holy and profane, neither have they shewed difference between the unclean and the clean, and have hid their eyes from my sabbaths, and I am profaned among them.
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I am not SBC, never have been and I have deep convictions as to why I am not.
But, the leaders of the SBC in the past usually have been preachers one could respect.
Obviously that time is past completely.
 
16KJV11 said:
...I have deep convictions 
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Yup.  There's your problem.

When you're in Burma, go climb that big mountain and find the old man up there.  He'll straighten you out.
 
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
...I have deep convictions 
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Yup.  There's your problem.

When you're in Burma, go climb that big mountain and find the old man up there.  He'll straighten you out.
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Don't you have convictions?
Like how many prune danishes you will eat in a morning?
 
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
...I have deep convictions 
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Yup.  There's your problem.

When you're in Burma, go climb that big mountain and find the old man up there.  He'll straighten you out.
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Don't you have convictions?
Like how many prune danishes you will eat in a morning?
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1.  They're not allowed.

2.  All I can get.
 
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
...I have deep convictions 
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Yup.  There's your problem.

When you're in Burma, go climb that big mountain and find the old man up there.  He'll straighten you out.
Click to expand...
Don't you have convictions?
Like how many prune danishes you will eat in a morning?
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1.  They're not allowed.

2.  All I can get.
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I'll bet they are artificially flavored and fortified with ducalax.
 
Happy Valentine's Day to Nurse Ratched!
 
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